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LokisBrat -> just my twisted mind letting loose (1/7/2006 7:31:37 AM)

listening to Melissa Etheridge's song, "The Only One" inspired me to reconstruct the song as follows: (The brat says I'm related to weird Al)

Please master can’t you see
My mind’s a burnin’ hell
I got floggers a rippin’ and tearin’ and strippin’
My ass apart as well
Tonight you tortured me
Told me wait for something new
The UPS man is delivering something
That might be good for you

Go on and clamp me till the screaming is heard
Go on believe me when I tell you
All the blood and feeling is gone
But I’m the only one
Who’ll kneel across the pony for you
I’m the only one
Who’ll drown in my pain for you
It’s only fear that makes me run
The devices that I’m hiding from
When all your domination is gone
I’m the only one

Please master can’t you see
I’m trying to explain
I’ve been tied here before against the door
And I’m opened up again
my tears and begs and welts won’t make
It go away
I’ll wake up tomorrow with stripes and sorrow
That please you every day

Go on and clamp me till the screaming is heard
Go on believe me when I tell you
All the blood and feeling is gone
But I’m the only one
Who’ll kneel across the pony for you
I’m the only one
Who’ll drown in my pain for you
It’s only fear that makes me run
The devices that I’m hiding from
When all your domination is gone
I’m the only one


Loki



Termyn8or -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/7/2006 8:06:30 AM)

Nice, perhaps I'll start picking out something on my guitar :-) Might make a hit song !

BTW, I had a quick look at your profile and I don't think you can really be curious about Feng Shui, you either got it or you don't, or more aptly, either you see it or you don't. You probably got it, but simply haven't had many of those in depth technical quorums with other Feng Shui-ists thus far.

Don't worry, you people are like magnets to each other. Unfortunately I won't be in that crowd, my idea of Feng Shui is to have my beer within arm's length.

Hmmm, Blood Is Gone.......C,, G, A, D. I think I can make this work. Honestly, I can't write words like that. Every time I try to write lyrics it comes out sounding like a limerick.

Be well.

T



windchymes -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/7/2006 8:07:02 AM)

Excellent!!! (applauds while LMAO!)

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a big fan of Weird Al's....this is right up there on a par with his stuff!

chymes



LokisBrat -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/7/2006 1:31:20 PM)

I'm not really sure I understand the "being curious" feng shui opinion that was posted. It is my opinion that you can be curious about anything. If not for being curious, how could one decide if any sort of lifestyle was for them.

Let us not forget that to deny curiousity, would be to deny what simply makes our minds expand.


LOKI



Termyn8or -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/7/2006 11:15:41 PM)

If you are curious about Feng Shui you got Feng Shui, you just haven't developed it yet.

T



windchymes -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/8/2006 6:48:47 AM)

Oh the hell with Feng Shui, song lyrics like that are really hard to write and she did a really great job!

chymes



LokisBrat -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/8/2006 8:08:12 AM)

Thank you for the compliment, however the brat did not write this, I did (LOKI).[:)]


I do have another that I have been working on if anybody is interested. (so long as it won't spark another feng shui debate[;)])



windchymes -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/8/2006 8:33:51 AM)

Cause I'm the only one who
Moves the furniture for you
And I'm the only one who
Planted all the bamboo for you......

chymes



LokisBrat -> RE: just my twisted mind letting loose (1/8/2006 8:36:14 AM)

LMAO!![:D]



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