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hejira92 -> Her Diary/His Diary (1/17/2009 6:21:36 AM)

  HER DIARY:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked
him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.
   On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't
know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I
had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He
just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
    About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life
is a disaster.


    HIS DIARY:


    My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got a little.




GreedyTop -> RE: Her Diary/His Diary (1/17/2009 8:09:31 AM)

*SNORT*




Musicmystery -> RE: Her Diary/His Diary (1/17/2009 8:37:01 AM)

*laughs*

This is far more true than you know.

Time after time after time, I hear from a girl an account of what happened, and I don't even recognize the event, she's brought so many completely unrelated connections into it.

And yes, sometimes we men are just sitting there quietly, peacefully relaxing, not thinking anything. A Zen Buddhist calls this meditation. A girl calls it a crisis.

[:D]





sirsholly -> RE: Her Diary/His Diary (1/17/2009 8:45:18 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




jen182 -> RE: Her Diary/His Diary (1/27/2009 5:27:00 PM)

hahahaha that sounds about right




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