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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Yep, the government hired the birds to fly into the engine.  Of course, the families of the birds are being compensated with lifetime supplies of nesting materials and food.

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
... the doe that took out my windshield, front end and the roof of my car a few years ago was not, in fact, ovulating. 

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Yep, the government hired the birds to fly into the engine.  Of course, the families of the birds are being compensated with lifetime supplies of nesting materials and food.

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Yep, the government hired the birds to fly into the engine.  Of course, the families of the birds are being compensated with lifetime supplies of nesting materials and food.

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

Didn't you know this is the best way to kill opponents of the government? Centre stage plane 'accident.' ?
 
I want a list of the 'wild birdlife' involved and if they were flying east to west or west to east.[8|]
 
We will pick holes in their supposed mid air bird incident. Give us time.

The birds are all a new military weapon, remote flown like the unmanned aircraft in the recruiting commercials.  The government is secretly recruiting young men and women that play video games to pilot these new weapons.  Soon, there will also be opportunities to build the remote control birds as a work at home opportunity, where you can make as much per week as you like, without ever getting dressed in the morning.

I'd tell you how I know all this stuff, but it's a secret. 

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Lean forward and place your hands on the desk; now tell us how you heard about the compensation programme?

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Yep, the government hired the birds to fly into the engine.  Of course, the families of the birds are being compensated with lifetime supplies of nesting materials and food.

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Lean forward and place your hands on the desk; now tell us how you heard about the compensation programme?

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Yep, the government hired the birds to fly into the engine.  Of course, the families of the birds are being compensated with lifetime supplies of nesting materials and food.

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Step away from the keyboard

Lean forward and place your hands on the desk; now tell us how you heard about the compensation programme?

A little birdy told me.