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My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 1:33:34 PM   
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So I meet a woman off craigslist that is a little older them me but I said what the hell, I'll meet you for drinks.   Well I wasn't even planning on kissing her goodnight that night but she said she had never done a guy with a strapon and that she had just bought one last week and it was in the trunk of her car.   Well I guess based on my craigslist post which was just about anal sex, she was willing, wanting and ready to go.  We went out to her car in the parking lot, opened the trunk and she showed me all of her toys that she just bought.

So we went back to her place.   We got naked and made out.  Then I told her I wanted to see her put on her strapon.  She did and I got out my cell phone and started taking pictures.  She just kept staring in the mirror and stroking her cock.  She loved it and kept saying so this is what it is like to be a man.  I could just play with this cock all day!

After some pictures she laid down on her back on the bed and started stroking her cock.  I got out some lube and started playing with her pussy.  I started out fucking her with some of her toys.  Then I fucked her in her ass with her vibrator while she stroked her cock and she loved it.  She came a few times and squirted all over me.  Yes she's a squirter :)

Then I said it was my turn.  She sat in front of me while I laid down on my back with my legs over her shoulders.   She started with a butt plug and it went in easy.  Then she tried her vibrator and got it in all the way.   She was amazed since I had never put anything in my butt and it fit.  She loved it.   It was tight but I wanted to go for it.   I got on my hands and knees and we decided to try doggy.   She had bought a 6" strapon but was afraid it would not fit.   So was I.   She lubed up my ass some more and her cock and slowly worked it in.  Before it was fully in she started pushing fast and hard to force it in.  Like how a man likes to fuck a woman.   I was like slow down babe and take your time.   I'm a virgin here.  She lubed up again, slowed down and worked it in all the way.   She finally got it in all the way and then she went crazy.   Started slapping my ass and calling me her bitch!   She started fucking really hard and fast.  Then she put all her weight down on me and pressed me into the bed fucking my ass hard until I couldn't take it any more.   She was warn out!

We took a break and I looked down and said, we can't let this hardon go to waste.   So off went the strapon and on went the rubber.  I started playing with her clit with my cock but we were just to hot for more foreplay so I thrust myself into her and she screamed in delight.   I took her legs under my arms so I got a good angle on her g-spot and started fucking her hard.  She came, I could feel her cuming on my cock.   Then grabbed her by the neck and pushed her head up against the headboard and really started fucking her hard and fast and I think she came again.   I pulled out and stuck it in her ass and she screamed again.  Her legs were wrapped around my neck while I fucked her ass.   She didn't think my big cock would fit in her ass, but it did.   Then I flipped her over so I could really work it.   She said that I had better cum in her ass.   I fucked her fast and hard.  Grabbed her by the neck and keep fucking her in the ass.   I said you wish you could fuck me like a man.  This is how a man ass fucks.  Finally I exploded in her ass!

We kissed and said our goodbyes.

The next day my colon was a little backed up and my butt hurts a little but it was totally worth it.   I can't wait until the next time.

The question is, my butt is a little uncomfortable.   How long will that last?
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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 1:45:39 PM   
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Well, at least you didn't wake up in the middle.....

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 1:52:32 PM   
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quote:

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The question is, my butt is a little uncomfortable.   How long will that last?



See the quack - he'll give you a dose of leeches and your arse will be in fine, working order within two days.

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 2:29:40 PM   
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Wow, the hell with seeing a quack, go to the local bait shop, you can get a pound of leeches for around $4.  Though I doubt you will catch anything with them when you are finished


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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 3:16:09 PM   
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quote:

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Well, at least you didn't wake up in the middle.....


ROFLMAO !!  Now I have to clean drinkies off my screen !!

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 3:18:57 PM   
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Well, at least you didn't wake up in the middle.....


hahahaha!!!! 

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 4:08:24 PM   
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It will probably last a couple of days.  You can use some hemorrhoid cream to help take down the swelling.

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:09:12 PM   
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*shakes head and walks away*

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:13:16 PM   
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SO, I'm not the only one that thinks this is total wanker B.S.?

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:17:49 PM   
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Let's just say that regarding the OP, I am taking it with a pound of salt. 

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:18:39 PM   
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uhm till the wanking stops?

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:43:04 PM   
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I've been told to pound sand before, but never salt.

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:46:29 PM   
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Well the title got my attention...

eta: but I'm a slut so what did you expect

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:52:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Let's just say that regarding the OP, I am taking it with a pound of salt. 


(Why not...he took it with a pounding).

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 5:57:38 PM   
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*snort*

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 6:18:51 PM   
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Lol.  "Dear Penthouse:  I never thought it would happen to me..."

Where's the eye-rolling icon when I need it? 
But I do like the Freudian slip of 'warn out' for 'worn'.
Would lurve to hear the alleged Strap-On wearer's version. 

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 6:21:38 PM   
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Whoa, this thread was hilarious!!  Thanks, OP, I needed a smile now!

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 10:36:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

SO, I'm not the only one that thinks this is total wanker B.S.?


Why would this be "wanker B.S."?

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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/17/2009 10:42:25 PM   
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Uhmmm....because you could have just written:

Had anal sex...my butt hurts, when does it go away?

See that...quick, easy and to the point....
without all the details...that reminds people of wank fodder (a fantasy story)


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RE: My First Strapon Experience - 1/18/2009 12:04:11 AM   
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The enema will clear that "little uncomfortable" feeling up right soon, especially if you have a little shot of tabasco in it.

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