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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 12:07:50 PM

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******hiding the real kitten******

guess W/we are having kitten sticks for supper!

and here i thought most kittens don't like water.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 12:33:17 PM

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Last Night on Adult Swim I fell off the couch when the mentioned this.

"Apparently PETA wants to call Fish Sea Kittens, Which is Fine as long as we are allowed to Eat and Kill Land Fish which is what we are petitioning to rename actual Kittens"

I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF <---- see that All Typed out I was laughing that hard.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 12:54:32 PM

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Wow - how weird is it that this thread popped-up while I was in the middle of a tunafi... I mean tuna-kitten sandwich...?

Hmmm... land fish... My dog will like that!

Reminds my of the infamous Land Shark sketch on Saturday Night Live.

PETA really needs to have their not-for-prfit status pulled. In a way, we all support them since the corporation doesn't pay taxes.

Sea kittens... come on...! Just when you think you've heard it all.

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It all just makes me wanna play the song ffrom which my sig was lifted: "Wet Dream" by Kip Idotta :)

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 12:56:28 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

by Kip Addotta

Enjoy!

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 1:08:43 PM

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I am goingout this VERY minut and getting a Shirt with a Cow on it and the Lable Grass Gerbils.

Oh My God I woke my Midget Laughing at this.

Gwyn You and I ..... How about a Sea Kitten and Grass Gerbil Dinner when you going to make it out to Utah.

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Sweetie, I would be honored to have you feed me a surf and turf.. er.. I mean Sea Kitten, and Grass Gerbil dinner anytime.

Damn it come to Fla. We got the best Seakittens and Grass Gerbils! ( Only Tx has more Grass Gerbils then us.)

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who's girl actually coined the phrase Grass gerbil.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 1:14:22 PM

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you are one sick puppy... gods I love you for it!

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who was once mobbed by a PETA group.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 1:15:16 PM

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I can understand them connecting catch and release as potentially being cruel but the rest of it...pass me the Ahi and Tuna please.

I refuse to pay any attention to people who call Bulls and Steers, male cows, take dogs and cats from shelters where they can be adopted and slaughter them inhumanely then dump the bodies in dumpsters and cannot accept that even if they object to animals being used for food, and try to point people towards vegetarianism, that plants are living things as well. I invite them to dine on petroleum products and wear them as they see fit..oh wait..aren't they made from the left-over molecules from creatures that existed 230 million years ago? Perhaps their graves should not be disturbed for Petas clothing, transportation and food. I cordially invite them to stand in a ring with Pit Bulls that have NOT been fed on the flesh of other animals and offered only salads to eat and talk them into continuing their vegetarian ways. I on the other hand shall continue to enjoy the bounty of the seas, air, and earth.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 3:09:18 PM

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Wondering what the real kitten in the house would say if I told her no more sea kitten fancy feast? It ain't gonna work.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 4:08:46 PM

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you are one sick puppy... gods I love you for it!

Gwyn,
who was once mobbed by a PETA group.

Why thank you for acknowledging my superiority in the sick puppy department!!

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 5:30:27 PM

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According to PETA, fish are now categorized as "sea kittens".

So?....Bush II classified hamburger flippers as "manufacturers".

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 5:36:03 PM

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And I seem to recall someone in the Reagan administration trying to classify ketchup as a vegetable. Ah, the 80's...

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 5:47:15 PM

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And I seem to recall someone in the Reagan administration trying to classify ketchup as a vegetable. Ah, the 80's...

~Dave

Well....that explains quite clearly why my Ketchup packet garden has always done so poorly.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 6:40:58 PM

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sea kittens and grass gerbils. we definitely need a "do not drink while reading" sign. thank you and someone please pass the windex and a rag.
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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 8:36:58 PM

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New Terms for things that already exist to make them less easy to Kill

Fish = Sea Kittens
Cows = Grass Gerbils
Chickens = Special Ground Pigeons (You know Special!!!)
Deer = Natures Coat Hanger
Buffalo = Land Manatees
Manatees = Sea Speed Bumps
Shark = Ocean Chainsaws
Pig = Free Range Garbage Disposals

New Terms for Existing Cute things that are ready for a new Food Pyramid.

Cats = Land Fish
Dogs = Loyal Jerky
Gold Fish = Natures Appetizer
Ferrets = God’s Hotdogs
Parrots = Taste JUST LIKE Special Ground Pigeons
Squirrels = Fur Burgers (Not to be Mistake for the Homo-sapiens Version whish remains unchanged)
Guinea Pigs = Edible Purses
Turtles = Fireside Entrees
Rabbits = Lucky Meals *Four Lucky Prizes with each meal.*

Steel

**You Think I may have gone a wee bit too far? ………………. Nah, who wants some to split a Lucky Meal?**

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 8:46:55 PM

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are cows now going to be called "Grass Gerbils" WTF?

GWYN, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

And Steel, print me up one of those tee shirts?? :)

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 8:48:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

New Terms for things that already exist to make them less easy to Kill

Fish = Sea Kittens
Cows = Grass Gerbils
Chickens = Special Ground Pigeons (You know Special!!!)
Deer = Natures Coat Hanger
Buffalo = Land Manatees
Manatees = Sea Speed Bumps
Shark = Ocean Chainsaws
Pig = Free Range Garbage Disposals

New Terms for Existing Cute things that are ready for a new Food Pyramid.

Cats = Land Fish
Dogs = Loyal Jerky
Gold Fish = Natures Appetizer
Ferrets = God’s Hotdogs
Parrots = Taste JUST LIKE Special Ground Pigeons
Squirrels = Fur Burgers (Not to be Mistake for the Homo-sapiens Version whish remains unchanged)
Guinea Pigs = Edible Purses
Turtles = Fireside Entrees
Rabbits = Lucky Meals *Four Lucky Prizes with each meal.*

Steel

**You Think I may have gone a wee bit too far? ………………. Nah, who wants some to split a Lucky Meal?**

Ok, I lost it. I'm soooo done with this thread! I will wake up the UM. lol

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 8:50:46 PM

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I had a very tasty portion of Salmon Kitten tonight, sauteed in olive oil, medium rare as all sea kittens of the salmon persuasion should be cooked. It was de-scrumptious. I think we have some new cookbooks in the making.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 8:53:07 PM

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Rabbits = Lucky Meals *Four Lucky Prizes with each meal.*

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**You Think I may have gone a wee bit too far? ………………. Nah, who wants some to split a Lucky Meal?**

I will split one with ya... You get the ingrediants and I will cook. ~ I used to raise rabbits for food in the winter as a little girl. Even put the bunny foo foo skins on my deer skin cloak I did. ( Yeap.. I killed Bambi too) walking past the group of PETA morons in it is what got me ganged up on. Boy did I go off.

I have an awesome recipe for deep fried rabbit. Slow cook the pieces in a skillet with garlic, onions, and carrots. Add your fave herbs like thyme and rosemarry. Cook it till nice and soft. Then let it cool. Roll it in egg and buttermilk, then in breadcrubs , herbs and parm. cheese. Deep fry till nice and crispy. Sprinkle with slat and pepper, and eat up.

Gwyn,
Who would really like some venison, and rabbit right now dang it.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 9:13:07 PM

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On a Serious Note Rabbit is one of my FAVORITE Stewing Meats and I know a few guys who Make OUT OF THIS WORLD Rabbit Jerky (Hard Jerky)

Snake, and Lizard are also good but an aquired taste.

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RE: For all who missed the memo... - 1/19/2009 11:19:25 PM

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Gwyn, I'll see if the link I have for a place in Texas that does nothing but supply Wild Game meats is still good. I order from them frequently - everything from Deer and Elk to whole Rabbit (last one was a tastey lil bugger, oven roasted with whole new potatoes, baby carrots, and leeks) to the occassional Bear or Crocodile steak. They routinely carry farm raised exotic meats from around the globe, ship via UPS in special frozen containers with the goods packed in dry ice, and have Very reasonable prices if you haven't had time to stock the freezer with venison on your own. (They even have a reasonable customer service team.)

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