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beargonewild -> Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 9:46:19 AM)



Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. (It happens every time I visit and have to park under a tree with a bird feeder close by lol)

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends
.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'


If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody .

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The ' and ' IRS ' together it spells ' Theirs ?'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down..


Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.




persephonee -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 1:52:03 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 5:22:35 PM)

I love the last one!




Steponme73 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 5:25:52 PM)

Soooo good!




Carnae7 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 5:34:11 PM)

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!  I'm copying these to send on in an email to my friends!!




Osighlence -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/19/2009 5:48:20 PM)

[sm=applause.gif]

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. ~Paul Newman

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.~Oliver Wendell Holmes




Saratov -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 7:59:38 AM)

Old age is better than the alternative...  but not much.




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 8:54:16 AM)

Thank you for these Bear...   I'm overly emotional, and needed a laugh. [:D]   M




sirsholly -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 8:57:20 AM)

quote:

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

*looks guilty*




CarrieO -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 10:58:05 AM)

Thank you...I needed this more than you know today.

I'll be sharing these.




pixidustpet -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 3:24:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

*looks guilty*



i is southern.  we use the middle name all the time.  its when you hear the WHOLE name that you know you're busted.

as in mama calling me out by the full name while looking shocked and giggling at the same time when i say (yet again) that my dad's sister can "have a heaping helping of blow me" alternatively "have a heaping helping of kiss my everloving ass".  she's an idiot.  we hates her, yes we do.

kitten, who is entirely precious and does an almost believeable innocent expression.  [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 3:57:33 PM)

quote:

have a heaping helping of blow me" alternatively "have a heaping helping of kiss my everloving ass".


OMG I love these!!




FourQ -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/20/2009 6:07:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
You're kidding?  I only open my mouth to change foot!

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .
You have no idea!

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
I really must stop doing this one

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
I'm sure online shopping was invented by someone who waited in line at our local post office

Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Hell, most of mine have been off-road.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
I loved algebra!  (still do)

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down..

I'm crap with names.  I mean really
crap!

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Just goes to prove we've not made any progress.



Thanks for these Bear.




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 3:56:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ
quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
You're kidding?  I only open my mouth to change foot!

Thanks for these Bear.
That's really funny FourQ.    Have you ever known someone you knew you could get along with (*code*),  if they'd only shut up?     M




FourQ -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 3:58:37 AM)

Why do you think you gag a sub?  [;)][;)]




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 4:02:18 AM)

Great idea, but you can't keep 'em gagged 24/7, can you?    M




FourQ -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 4:03:37 AM)

Oh shit.  Why did nobody tell me this before???




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 4:07:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FourQ
Oh shit.  Why did nobody tell me this before???
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]  M




FourQ -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 4:15:46 AM)

In all reality, there's no reason at all why you can't have a sub gagged for 24 hours.
Assuming she's bound during this time you get some new Kawasaki fuel pipe leading to water, smoothies, soup and other such nutrients that can be ingested.  The liquids are to be kept nearby the sub with a remote controlled safeword should the sub be both bound and left unattended.

I've found that if you think ahead sufficiently there's no limit (or not many) to what you can do.




BlackPhx -> RE: Gentle thoughts for today. (1/21/2009 6:01:06 AM)

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends .

Oh Gods ain't that the truth. [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

Hey FourQ..My Mom and Sis in Laws and could talk around that gag..trust me.

sigh

poenkitten




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