MadameDahlia
Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004 From: SoCal aka Hell Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: Tine11 a) Who is the dominate one in The Addams Family? Morticia or Gomez? b) Theories on the female smirf? "Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job." - Morticia Addams "You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?" - Morticia Addams "At his request, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass." - Gomez Addams "Why wait?" - Morticia Addams, on sadism The female smurf was created by the mad scientist, Gargamel. He created her to try to lure the other smurfs to their doom. Obviously, this backfired. As a result she's the only female smurf. All other smurfs are magically created... something to do with blue moons over blue mushrooms on blue Sundays... or something like that.
_____________________________
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. --R. D. Laing "Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
|