CalifChick
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Joined: 10/28/2007 From: California Status: offline
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How about a little trip down memory lane? Something I posted last summer: "The Birthday Dirge" (sung low and slow, the tune is "The Volga Boatman"): Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Typhoid, plague and polio Coffins lined up in a row Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! When you've reached the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Black Death has struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Long ago your hair turned grey Now it's falling out, they say Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! So you're 29 again Don't tell lies to your good friend Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! So another year has passed Don't look now they're gaining fast! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Fear and gloom and darkness but no one found out YOU KNOW WHAT Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but spare the sheep Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! May the cities in your wake Burn like candles on your cake Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! They stole your sword, your gold, your house Took your sheep but not your spouse Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! thud! This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn Happy Birthday! thud! Happy Birthday! Cali
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AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll
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