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FourQ -> Petrol Crisis (1/22/2009 7:15:36 AM)

It's a thought?

The British Solution to Save Petrol;
Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....





Saratov -> RE: Petrol Crisis (1/22/2009 10:41:36 AM)

Not sure why that couldn't work for us on this side of the pond too. [8D]




FourQ -> RE: Petrol Crisis (1/22/2009 10:47:44 AM)

Nah, too big mate.  IMHO you should start with the Mexican border.  If the films from the States are to be believed anyone who's committed any crime can make it past that border and escape prosecution. lol [8D][8D]




Saratov -> RE: Petrol Crisis (1/22/2009 11:17:51 AM)

Yeah, pack up the illegals and send 'em over to the desert with yours.




FourQ -> RE: Petrol Crisis (1/22/2009 11:40:21 AM)

It's daft.  The whole thing's a joke, obviously but the more you think about it the more it makes sense.  A 21st Century conscription?  I admit it's not exactly equality at its best but I guess that's a point of view too.  Our forefathers fought to keep our countries safe, so why not?  Ah, I'm arguing both sides again.
Time to change foot.




jen182 -> RE: Petrol Crisis (1/23/2009 12:16:42 PM)

sounds like a good plan to me




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