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pixidustpet -> RE: Prostate Exams (1/23/2009 9:29:15 AM)
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once upon a time, my first husband was in the navy. he was a corpsman, working with the marines. one day, when they were doing annual physicals, they had a very irriated young marine come in. he didnt want the doctor touching him in ANY way, and was especially offended that he was going to be subjected to the prostate exam.
his sergeant finally had to order him to drop trou. he did, still protesting. the doctor silently opened the door while snapping on his glove. the corpsmen outside watched, and one entered the room, also putting on a glove. the protesting marine was bent over, rump pointed towards the doorway.
the doctor put one hand on the marine's hip, the corpsman put his hand on the other hip, and the doctor slid two fingers of his other hand home. the marine screamed and jumped OVER the table. he spun around to start cussing the doctor who told him "you arent going to bitch about your exam again, are you." he didnt.
the other corpsmen were holding each other up laughing in the hallway. this wasnt the FIRST time that doctor had had to pull that particular stunt with know-it-all privates.
kitten [:D]
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