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Cleaning a toilet - 1/22/2009 7:56:14 AM

FourQ

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Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet , the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/22/2009 7:57:34 AM

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 12:07:43 PM

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Oh pay back is going to suck for that doggie.

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 12:13:17 PM

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ha, i think i would get clawed to death when that lid got opend

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 12:43:07 PM

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That was freakin' hilarious!!! Love it!

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 4:45:12 PM

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My kittyBrats were NOT amused.

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 5:35:57 PM

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I'm glad I read this while I am at work.. Teh Kittehs would NOT be amused!!

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/23/2009 7:47:49 PM

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ROTFLMAO!!!!

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/24/2009 1:47:38 AM

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Saratov / GT.
Don't your cats have a sense of humour?
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Don't answer that. I know from first hand experience cats only have their sense of humour, not ours.
I'm acutely allergic - they stop me breathing. As a result they like to stalk me everywhere I go. Now that's a good sense of humour, but when you have someone doing CPR on you in the middle of the night it stops being so funny.

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RE: Cleaning a toilet - 1/24/2009 3:57:07 AM

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Just because nice Mr QQQQ accidentally posted this helpful guide under the wrong classification there is no call for ppl to make laughy noises and embarrass him.

FourQ: - since there is no "Useful Information" category I believe you would have done better (as you may have intended) to pick the one above - "Off Topic Discussion". Also you didn't mention that for seriously soiled toilets, using two cats, or indeed kittens, at the same time works quite well (this info would have been particularly useful for GT).

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