So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (Full Version)

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doinittilithertz -> So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/22/2009 6:32:36 PM)

George:

We will miss you. Your words of wisdom brought tears to our eyes .  


'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
                - George W. Bush

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
           - George W. Bush

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'               
             -George W. Bush


'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
          - George W. Bush

'The future will be better tomorrow.'
             - George W. Bush

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
       - George W. Bush

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
          - George W Bush

'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to  Europe. We are a part of  Europe  '
           - George W. Bush

'Public speaking is very easy.'
           - George W. Bush

'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'
          - George W. Bush

'I have opinions of my own --
strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.'
         -George Bush

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
           - George W. Bush

'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
           -George W. Bush

'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.'
         -George W. Bush

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

          - George W. Bush

We can only hope your new leader has a better grasp of the spoken word!




Owner59 -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/22/2009 6:50:16 PM)

I saw a comedian do a peace begging Obama to trip and fall once in a while or flub a line.

He started out with a confession that they didn`t really have to work hard with bush and that now they`ll have to actually start working.lol

With that he asked for some joke fodder from Obama.It was a good bit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE0jwJ9Qdd4

Don`t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.....




Aylee -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/22/2009 8:06:58 PM)

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp



Snopes really CAN be your friend before you post these things. 




SavageFaerie -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/22/2009 8:20:58 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKhQKaLWdKk 

I posted this in another thread somewhere. Its worth watching and will have you laughing you ass off.

David Lettermans montage of his segment "Great Moments in Preidental Speeches"




SteelofUtah -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/22/2009 11:15:13 PM)

Well the Majority of the country voted for the little retard, Twice.

So we can Thank ourselved for some of this.

I may think the Former President was a Mental Midget who at times confused me like a Monkey fucking a football but he was my president and some of those quotes will be remembered in the history books.

Steel




SilverMark -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/23/2009 2:26:01 AM)

I have read most of those before....but, I still laugh at them!...




rubberpet -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/23/2009 3:50:08 AM)

You know, I completely misunderestimated what was being tried to be said...[:D]




windchymes -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/23/2009 8:09:01 AM)

*Yawn* 

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Dnomyar -> RE: So long George, thanks for the "mammeries" (1/23/2009 9:32:54 AM)

Are we boring you wind?




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