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doinittilithertz -> Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:48:13 PM)

 really think people need to wake up to these facts, and fast!

 
 
Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ?

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion in the Australia. (And possibly the world)
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Anglican and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs. 

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. 

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy War] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?' 

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers! '

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?' 

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of 'a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.' 

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope Benedict
 commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or the Archbishop of Canterbury ordering all Anglicans to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!' 

The Imam was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have problem with being your 'friend' when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?' 

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were 
not happy with this way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in Australia. To elect a government of their choice, complete with Shari law.
I think everyone in Australia should be required to read this, but with the Liberal justice system, liberal media and the political correctness madness, there is no way this will be widely publicized.
 Spread the word  people,
Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts
 

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kittinSol -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:54:07 PM)

You really have a humiliation fetish, don't you [sm=biggrin.gif] ?




E2Sweet -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:55:52 PM)

You think everyone in Australia should be required to read this?... Is forcing others to read your anti-Islamic/pro-Christian propaganda the new way of spreading democracy?

I'm athiest/agnostic by the way, so really, in all honestly, the whole thing is kinda lost on me. I'm just giving you a hard time....




lronitulstahp -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:56:38 PM)

i love that his profile starts out "Non-judgemental 50 year old guy..." and then he slams an entire religion and all it's believers....Awesome!




E2Sweet -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:58:10 PM)

Oh, by the way, Pope Benedict enrolled in the Nazi Youth when he was 14 years old... You were aware he wore the swastika correct?

Edited for grammar!




E2Sweet -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 6:59:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

i love that his profile starts out "Non-judgemental 50 year old guy..." and then he slams an entire religion and all it's believers....Awesome!


Haha... Priceless....!! [:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:00:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i love that his profile starts out "Non-judgemental 50 year old guy..." and then he slams an entire religion and all it's believers....Awesome!


He's certainly done a public service, just not the kind he was thinking of [8D] .




Owner59 -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:04:44 PM)

 OP.

What I have to say to you would get me banned.

So you`ll have to imagine.




doinittilithertz -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:06:31 PM)

Hey  guys  dont shoot the messenger  Im just passing it on!   [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m27.gif[/image]




kittinSol -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:09:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL doinittilithertz

Don't shoot the messenger



Ah, it's your lucky day then [8|] . 




beargonewild -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:09:50 PM)

Gee doinittilithertz, guess I must be doubly fucked since I don't worship Allah, nor do I worship JC, just happy enough worshiping the almighty cock thanks!




OrionTheWolf -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:10:19 PM)

Don't shoot the messenger? I see it more like you stepped in a pile of dog shit, knew it was on your shoes, and walked on my carpeting anyway.

quote:

ORIGINAL: doinittilithertz

Hey  guys  dont shoot the messenger  Im just passing it on!   [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m27.gif[/image]




Owner59 -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:12:48 PM)

  

<snort>

Good one,Orion.




E2Sweet -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:12:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doinittilithertz

Hey  guys  dont shoot the messenger  Im just passing it on!   [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m27.gif[/image]


So can you confirm without a doubt that the event outlined in the post you made actually happened, or is it simply a message that landed in your inbox?




aravain -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:14:55 PM)

~Fast Reply~

I tried to assure myself that I didn't need to respond to this, I really did... I made a face very much like this one -> [:o] which turned to this one ->[:'(] Which then became ->[:@] as I tried to do so.

Now I'm ->[&:]


Really? I'm Pagan, myself, but I don't care what your problem is with the Islam religion. *GET OVER IT* People are entitled to their own personal beliefs ALWAYS (even when it's illegal they're more likely to believe what they did before, just not be vocal about it). The idea that you're just 'presenting' this information (especially after doing so with personal pronouns the entire time) for the personal benefit of everyone else is laughable.

And what are Australian readers of this going to do? Stop immigration? Or just raze all the Mosques?

*mutters under his breath*

This is no better than people using the 'N' word in a derogatory manner. It presents itself as less ignorant... but isn't.




SummerWind -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:18:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doinittilithertz

 In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in Australia. To elect a government of their choice, complete with Shari law.


Shari Law!?  I fucked her in Seaside Heights, NJ in the mid 80's.... 




beargonewild -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:18:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doinittilithertz

Hey  guys  dont shoot the messenger  Im just passing it on!   [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m27.gif[/image]


Seems that your message is more fear mongering then simply passing a message on.




Musicmystery -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:19:49 PM)

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I see it more like you stepped in a pile of dog shit, knew it was on your shoes, and walked on my carpeting anyway.


Now there's an image!

[:D]





Loxosceles -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:27:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: doinittilithertz
 Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ?


NEITHER!
 
you really aren't from down under, are you?
your "live for" is Comedy Shows
 
By Odin's beard, you should be hung upside down from Yggdrasil for 9 days until you get a clue!




maybemaybenot -> RE: Are we really ready for this? (1/22/2009 7:33:23 PM)

Being an anti gun person, I won't shoot the messenger.
What I will do is educate him:


http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/allah.asp

Friendly tip: Snopes is great to check your facts, before putting out stuff that can make you look like an ass.


                                                   mbmbn




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