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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - 1/9/2006 3:13:51 PM   
DameDarkness


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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

~*~*~

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Tequila�.

Tequila� is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila� can help ease you out
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with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
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Tequila� may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Tequila�. However, women who wouldn't
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and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
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Tequila�: Leave Shyness Behind!

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RE: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - 1/9/2006 8:23:56 PM   
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ROTLL
Thanks for that laugh! M

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RE: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - 1/9/2006 8:33:24 PM   
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Laughing out loud here! Did you write that?

Does Tequila interact with other medications?

Bob

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RE: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - 1/9/2006 8:42:10 PM   
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brilliantly funny! thank you.

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RE: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - 1/10/2006 3:26:52 PM   
daredevil865


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at last a cure for shyness that realy works

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