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Carnae7 -> BLONDE’S MEDICAL DICTIONARY (no offense intended!!) (1/23/2009 2:09:47 PM)
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Anally – occurring yearly
Artery – Study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – What doctors do to their patients when treatment fails
Bowel – letter like A, E, I, O, & U
Caesarean Section – A district in Rome
Cat Scan – searching for kitty
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
Colic – a sheep dog
Coma – a punctuation mark
Congenital – friendly
D & C – where Washington is
Diarrhea – journal of daily
Dilate – to live long
Enema – not a friend
Fester – quicker
Fibula – a small lie
Genital – Non Jewish
Grippe – suitcase
Hangnail – coat hook
Impotent – distinguished, well-known
Intense pain – torture in a tee-pee
Labour pain – got hurt at work
Medical Staff – doctor’s cane
Morbid – higher office
Nitrate – cheaper than day rate
Node – was aware of
Outpatient – person who has fainted
Pap Smear – fatherhood test
Pelvis – cousin of Elvis
Post Operative – letter carrier
Prostate – flat on your back
Protein – favouring young people
Recovery room – Place to do upholstery
Rectum – damn near killed him
Rheumatic – amorous
Scar – rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion – hiding anything
Seizure – Roman Emperor
Serology – study of knighthood
Tablet – small table
Terminal illness – sickness at the airport
Testicle – examination for ticklishness
Tibia – country in North Africa
Tumour – an extra pair
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose - located nearby
Vein - conceited
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