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SteelofUtah -> Food for Thought (1/23/2009 10:05:03 PM)

The Next time you sit down to eat think about the following:

The Very First Person to Eat or Drink the following Foods.

Milk = Well is Mama Tit good, Cow Tit be good too
Eggs = Well that Thing Covered in Shit that just came out of that Chickens ass Sure Why not.
Wine = Grape Juice went Bad but GOD do I feel good

In The Bathroom of every fast food restraunt there is a Sign that reminds the employees to wash thier hands but not one to remind the Guests who will be putting those hands on the counter where you order, the buttons you push to get your soda, the table where you will eat and the door handle you will use to leave.

You Touch Money EVERY SINGLE DAY. Think of all the Nasty things you have done with money. Dropped it on the floor, Held it in your Mouth while you put your wallet away, Maybe put it in a strippers G-String, Hell once I stuck a 20 under my balls and told andi if she wanted to go shopping she would have to find it....... with her mouth. Now The average one dollar bill will go through over 2000 peoples hands before it is destroyed for over use about 21 months after it was first circulated. Now ask yourself this how often do you wash your hands BEFORE you touch money or AFTER for that matter.

Finally I want you to think about ways we worry about what contaminates our food and HOW it contaminated our food then ask yourself if you ever saw a guarantee that your Sandwich Bags and Plastic Wrap are Clean? You won't because they cannot guarantee it.

Enjoy your meal.

Steel




UncleNasty -> RE: Food for Thought (1/23/2009 10:07:36 PM)

Steel,

Are these the things that keep you up at night?

Uncle Nasty




SteelofUtah -> RE: Food for Thought (1/23/2009 10:10:37 PM)

No I was just watching that commercial where they make everything in yout house look like it's crawling with Multicolored Maggots and then they try and sell you Lysol and I figured I would share with the rest of the class my feelings on food and clenliness.

Steel




FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Food for Thought (1/24/2009 2:40:55 AM)

Steel this is supposed to be a humor forum, not scare people to death, so they stop touching money or eating out.  [8D]   M




FourQ -> RE: Food for Thought (1/24/2009 9:20:30 AM)

I thought this was a forum for posting things that can or should be taken in good humour. 
As for being scared to death, you're still drawing breath aren't ya?[;)]

Will all the people scared to death please raise their hands?




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