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Pinnochio with wood - 1/24/2009 4:55:27 PM

MissEnchanted

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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters
when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio
skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and
asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 1/24/2009 5:46:40 PM

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 1/25/2009 1:10:44 PM

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Who knew pinocchio was a masochist

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 1/25/2009 3:17:05 PM

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 1/25/2009 3:20:23 PM

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i will never watch Pinnochio without seeing that image in my mind!

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 2/4/2009 7:36:05 PM

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What happens when the sandpaper sands it all away?

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 2/4/2009 7:56:05 PM

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Gepetto carves him a new one?

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 2/4/2009 10:31:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Gepetto carves him a new one?

Now, do you mean that he... or..?

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RE: Pinnochio with wood - 4/22/2009 2:50:05 AM

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