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Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/25/2009 8:22:14 AM   
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one day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!



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RE: Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/25/2009 8:29:22 AM   
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LOL

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RE: Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/25/2009 9:00:38 AM   
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[insert pathetic whimpering screech of terror]

Telegram from Pergatory:

Dear Flaming Death... (stop) ...Would spontaneous combustion have been too much to ask?...(stop)...Blind pilots?!... (stop)...You just wait until I get out of purgatory!... (stop) ...I'm gonna kick your flaming bony expletive!...(stop).................................. 


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RE: Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/25/2009 11:17:23 AM   
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Sounds like most of the Air Force Pilots I met while I was in The Army.

Needless to say that was why I always got out before he landed that darned contraption. AND why I am such a physical wreck now.



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RE: Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/27/2009 5:27:23 AM   
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RE: Are the pilots flying blind? - 1/31/2009 6:58:02 PM   
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The problem with zoomies is they always expect eyes to be right, and intruments to be wrong.
The problem with whirlies is they always expect intruments to be right, and eyes wrong.
Needless to say, aeronautical confusion is the result, and the poor old troopers have to resort to the now-established tradition of leaving the vehicle by the fastest available means.....
(Zoomies  : in My youth, Army slang for Airforce Pilots.,  Whirlies : Airforce slang for Army pilots.)


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