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Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 8:28:11 PM

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Hypothetical situation:

Man X and Man Y, to two totally unrelated strangers, are driving one day and collide with each other at an intersection. Both are injured and rushed to the same hospital. Man X, suffering from severe head injuries dies shortly after arrival. Man Y will live and make a complete recovery with one exception – his testicles have been completely crushed. They are useless now and his flattened sack will have to be removed. Then one of the hospital surgeons has a flash of inspiration. He removes the testicles from Man X and attaches them to Man Y, performing the first ever (?) testicle transplant. After a few weeks recovery and a few tests to make sure all systems are go, Man Y heads home thankful to God, the surgeon, and modern medical science that he still has a working pair of balls.

A couple of years go by. Man Y meets a nice woman, they fall in love and get married. A couple of months later she is pregnant.

My question: genetically speaking, who is the father of the child?

I’ve been wondering about this since about 4:20 this afternoon.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 8:34:11 PM

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LOL Marc....

My guess would be the recipient, due to the fact that by that time his own body is producing the stuff to make the semen.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 8:35:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Hypothetical situation:

Man X and Man Y, to two totally unrelated strangers, are driving one day and collide with each other at an intersection. Both are injured and rushed to the same hospital. Man X, suffering from severe head injuries dies shortly after arrival. Man Y will live and make a complete recovery with one exception – his testicles have been completely crushed. They are useless now and his flattened sack will have to be removed. Then one of the hospital surgeons has a flash of inspiration. He removes the testicles from Man X and attaches them to Man Y, performing the first ever (?) testicle transplant. After a few weeks recovery and a few tests to make sure all systems are go, Man Y heads home thankful to God, the surgeon, and modern medical science that he still has a working pair of balls.

A couple of years go by. Man Y meets a nice woman, they fall in love and get married. A couple of months later she is pregnant.

My question: genetically speaking, who is the father of the child?

I’ve been wondering about this since about 4:20 this afternoon.

Why, Yes... I'm sure you have! lol

I have lots of thoughts on it, and they all contradict each other, and I don't know how to type them. So I will leave this one alone! lol

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 9:10:24 PM

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Man Y. Else you gotta tell the kid his father was a dick.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 9:15:56 PM

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The surgeon who performed the operation.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 9:20:26 PM

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Man X; Man Y's testicles were destroyed, and with them all his spermatozoa. Any sperm produced from the transplanted testes will carry the genetics of the man who originally owned them....Man X.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/25/2009 9:23:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The surgeon who performed the operation.

To pay for the operation, he'd likely have to give up his first-born

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/26/2009 6:59:39 AM

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quote:

I’ve been wondering about this since about 4:20 this afternoon.

and i've been wondering about you ever since i read this

actually...the body produces the sperm...the testices just hold it until it is time to aim and fire.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/26/2009 7:38:19 AM

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Neither. The body goes into rejection because the genetics are not enough of a match and he dies.

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/26/2009 4:06:24 PM

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You're all wrong. the answer is... ME!

Because I've been having an affiar with the wife!

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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/26/2009 4:26:26 PM

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you're just bad!
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RE: Testicle Transplant - 1/26/2009 4:29:11 PM

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you're just bad!

I have my moments. I may not be an expert of badness like Domiguy - who has returned from exile - but I have my moments.

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