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lronitulstahp -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:51:36 PM)

i lift my shatft beside the tight rear door........You couldn't leave the verse hanging DG...
~helpful slut




Aileen1968 -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:51:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
(who already sent her "special" photo... have the rest of you girls?)



Ha...he used to have a link to my nudes. He's out of luck if he lost it.



Just one look at those knees and I couldn't eat for a week.  Have you considered knee replacement surgery? 

Aside from the fact that you look like a gymnast gone horribly awry....( I'll be Béla Károlyi  and you be some little stocky gymnast)  ...Am I already in violation of TOS?  Get on the balance beam you whore!


Oh please....you send me weekly emails begging me to allow you the privilege of licking those knees. It really became pitiful.




jen182 -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:52:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Apparently he has made a promise to be a good Domiguy and well only time will tell but I miss the Drama so either way I am Glad that he is Back.

Steel


no offense . . but....drama SUCKS!!!




domiguy -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:58:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Welcome back sweetness!  Can't say I'm loving the new pic though.  [:o]

Now if we can just find Ron, all will be right in the world.



It is true that Christopher Wallace is not the most photogenic person in the world. I'm sure being dead has not improved upon this fact at all.   Perhaps I shall return to Pac.....However, I think in time you will embrace Chris.  Perhaps on one of those dark and lonely nights when your hand slides down twix those large and lovely, pasty thighs you might think of him as you "rub one" out.




LaTigresse -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:58:09 PM)

Not ALL drama sucks. Some people are willing to pay actual money for the good stuff.

DG, what about one of SnoopDog or do they have to be dead?

Oh, and lest I be remiss.

Thank you Madame Eleven!




jen182 -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 4:59:49 PM)

true but most drama is no good, just my opinion




Aileen1968 -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:02:37 PM)

Domidrama is so entertaining though.




SassySarijane -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:04:37 PM)

Domidrama is in a class of it's own [8D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:05:41 PM)

Domidrama is the ur-drama, the finest of its kind.

And I vote for Snoop Dogg as well.




girlygurl -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:06:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

The new pic is just wrong...



Cali
(who already sent her "special" photo... have the rest of you girls?)



What picture?




CalifChick -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:11:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jen182

true but most drama is no good, just my opinion


Do not malign the god-like entity that is the Domiguy.  Just... don't... go... there.


Cali




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:12:56 PM)

Thank the Lord & pass the ammunition!!  Domi-drama is back!  My life may well be complete now!!!!!




CalifChick -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:15:00 PM)

No, it's not really him...  I got a compliment on my picture.  Someone has stolen the real domiguy... look for the pods...

[sm=abducted.gif]


Cali
(or maybe he just wanted more pics... )





domiguy -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:23:54 PM)

If there is a blame to be placed or perhaps one is a little miffed at the way they are treated. Please do not respond back to me....However, I know this kooky lil' moderator that I am sure will be glad to answer any questions as to why I have been allowed to be resuscitated. 

I was a goner...Heading towards the light. There was this glow all around me and I felt this warmth as if my whole body had been dipped into a crack ho's honey pot.   Just as I was about to allow myself to be fully encompassed within the light I heard this faint voice...I think it was mod11!....Calling out to me, "Don't go into the light, your time here is not finished...There are fat threads and posts about the virtues of safe calls and safe words that have yet to see the light of day.  There are people with such deep and hidden insecurities that only you could identify and pick at  in a gloriously helpful and yet a beautifully hurtful and completely useless manner...Please, Domi, avoid the light."

So here I am...An online servant at your command.  Help me help you.




kittinSol -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:24:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
Thank you Madame Eleven!


I was going to write back to her to express my eternal gratitude to her for letting Da Shlong back, then thought better of it.

A communal thank-you letter, perhaps? From some discreet, anonymous, offshore account [&:] ?




domiguy -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:39:18 PM)

Time to catch up.....Fill me in on things I have missed.  Anyone die? Been born? (again) will work as well I guess.  Elvis or Pac sightings? Any melt downs or ceremonious departures?  Break ups?  Get togethers? Gang bangs? Alien Probings?....I left in early May....Gossip away you little spunk monkeys.




lronitulstahp -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:45:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Time to catch up.....Fill me in on things I have missed.  Anyone die? Been born? (again) will work as well I guess.  Elvis or Pac sightings? Any melt downs or ceremonious departures?  Break ups?  Get togethers? Gang bangs? Alien Probings?....I left in early May....Gossip away you little spunk monkeys.
GT's getting married....Gwyn's in labor, as we speak(it's a boy) and she's all married too...Lotsa hookups and break ups...same shit, different day...




phoenixrising43 -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:47:32 PM)

Hi ya domiguy..wb.  :)




kittinSol -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:48:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Time to catch up.....Fill me in on things I have missed.  Anyone die? Been born? (again) will work as well I guess.  Elvis or Pac sightings? Any melt downs or ceremonious departures?  Break ups?  Get togethers? Gang bangs? Alien Probings?....I left in early May....Gossip away you little spunk monkeys.


You were missed. Time elapsed. Much bullshit was said. Greedy top is getting hitched. Gwyn having a baby. 'Nuff said. For now.




domiguy -> RE: OMFG (1/26/2009 5:51:14 PM)

childbirth is such a wasteful activity...All of the needless tearing and stretching has disturbed the elasticity and overall desirability of much quality vag.  Already heard about GT. None to pleased.  Is that all you got?...Don't leave me hangin', my yatch....For God's sake what ever happened to cloudboy? did he and NJ crissy ever get back together?




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