Daddysredhead
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A lady had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and of course the lady has been married for 20+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
The engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' and we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office a nd I was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then the wife shared her story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?"
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