DameDarkness
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to
a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his
patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite
well.
As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up
Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem ..he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat
back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the
star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!"
and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go
get a beer and a hot dog ..leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in
the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine
until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEA-NUTS!!"
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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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