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jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/28/2009 6:37:16 PM)
very true, i take my niece into some stores and i can goof off cuz im with a kid.....dont work as good now though shes ten lol

jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/28/2009 6:39:10 PM)
i did...i mean heard that the condom thing is fun to do i had a .....i mean my friend said they had a blast...i would never do that innocent grin

sparkyRBF -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 8:13:44 AM)
Master has done a few of these. I have put 'taking Master shopping" on my hard limit list. He will take things and slips them into peoples carts. Like preperation H in a young lady's basket. or Condom's in an older lady's basket. or of course tampons in a young man's basket. He has also brought his dog into the store saying he is "training" him to be a seeing eye dog. I did not read this list to Master as i didn't want to give him any more ideas.. but i sure got a good chuckle out of it. thank you for posting it

LaTigresse -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 8:21:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Aye, not just in supermarkets. (Dirty laugh). Only with a youngun can you behave like a total idiot without anyone batting an eyelid. [:D] And some people question why I have so much fun with my grandsons, The Two Terrors.

rubberpet -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 12:18:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U very, very funny, but wouldn't being banned from Walmart be a good thing? Do you know how bad you gotta fuck up to get banned from Wal-Mart? [;)] You could also try: Frozen turkey bowling during Thanksgiving shopping Talking to a mannequin and trying to persuade it for a date Jump in someone's shopping cart asking for a lift Drag racing the motorized wheelchairs Shooting random people in the ass with Skittles and a slingshot Buy a bag of M&Ms and return all the Ws Buy a pack of diapers, shit in them, and return them, claiming they already had shit in them. Go around to all the things that say "Try Me" and push them all.

jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 1:30:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sparkyRBF Master has done a few of these. I have put 'taking Master shopping" on my hard limit list. He will take things and slips them into peoples carts. Like preperation H in a young lady's basket. or Condom's in an older lady's basket. or of course tampons in a young man's basket. He has also brought his dog into the store saying he is "training" him to be a seeing eye dog. I did not read this list to Master as i didn't want to give him any more ideas.. but i sure got a good chuckle out of it. thank you for posting it glad you liked it......are you sure you dont wanna give Him more ideas :) jk

jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 1:31:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Aye, not just in supermarkets. (Dirty laugh). Only with a youngun can you behave like a total idiot without anyone batting an eyelid. [:D] ahhh i remeber when my niece hit terrible twos.....was funnnn And some people question why I have so much fun with my grandsons, The Two Terrors.

jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (1/29/2009 1:32:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: came4U very, very funny, but wouldn't being banned from Walmart be a good thing? Do you know how bad you gotta fuck up to get banned from Wal-Mart? [;)] You could also try: Frozen turkey bowling during Thanksgiving shopping Talking to a mannequin and trying to persuade it for a date Jump in someone's shopping cart asking for a lift Drag racing the motorized wheelchairs Shooting random people in the ass with Skittles and a slingshot Buy a bag of M&Ms and return all the Ws Buy a pack of diapers, shit in them, and return them, claiming they already had shit in them. Go around to all the things that say "Try Me" and push them all. also fun thing to do....especially the drag racing

Sanguinarian -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/4/2009 6:02:37 PM)
: chuckles: A lady who had made a purchase the previous day had come in to the service desk of her local walmart to return the item and get her money back. When her attempts to do so did not get the response she wanted ( the clerk told her she could only exchange the item or pick another one of equal value ) she demanded to see the manager. Then the manager told her the same thing. She looked at him for a moment, then threw back her head and screamed: " Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!" The manager blinked at her, and the clerk looked shocked. Then the manager tried to continue with his speel about perhaps she might like a different item at the same price. Once again, the woman threw back her head and screamed: " Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!" Well, by now, there was a crowd of customers assembled, watching the farce play out. Red-faced, the Manager stuttered, " Ma'am, why are you saying that?!" The woman gave the manager a solemn look and simply stated. " Because I like my nipples pinched when I am being fucked!"

jen182 -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/4/2009 6:14:22 PM)
lmao thats a good one

Sharewithus -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/6/2009 1:04:57 PM)
I love it

Sindel -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/6/2009 1:25:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian : chuckles: A lady who had made a purchase the previous day had come in to the service desk of her local walmart to return the item and get her money back. When her attempts to do so did not get the response she wanted ( the clerk told her she could only exchange the item or pick another one of equal value ) she demanded to see the manager. Then the manager told her the same thing. She looked at him for a moment, then threw back her head and screamed: " Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!" The manager blinked at her, and the clerk looked shocked. Then the manager tried to continue with his speel about perhaps she might like a different item at the same price. Once again, the woman threw back her head and screamed: " Pinch my nipples! Pinch my nipples!" Well, by now, there was a crowd of customers assembled, watching the farce play out. Red-faced, the Manager stuttered, " Ma'am, why are you saying that?!" The woman gave the manager a solemn look and simply stated. " Because I like my nipples pinched when I am being fucked!" Oh my god! Lol roflmao

LadyTeazer -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/6/2009 1:27:50 PM)
LOL! This is tooooo funny. Thanks for sharing it. What's strange is that with My boy and I, the roles are reversed. I hate to go shopping - always have -- so whenever I have to, I go in, grab what I need, and get the heck out asap. But not him. Oh, noooo. He can - and does - browse for hours!! We have gone into WallyWorld with only 3 or 4 things on the list. And by the time we come out, My feet are in pain, My back hurts, I am stiff and ache all over, I can barely walk, and it's two to three hours later!!! As funny as this list is, I'm not gonna show it to him. He already has more than enough evil ideas of his own. And if he is with his FurryFriends..... in suit.....oh, hell no! Best if I just stay home, and wait for the call to come get him at the police station.....

Saratov -> RE: Banned from WalMart. (2/6/2009 4:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyTeazer LOL! This is tooooo funny. Thanks for sharing it. As funny as this list is, I'm not gonna show it to him. He already has more than enough evil ideas of his own. And if he is with his FurryFriends..... in suit.....oh, hell no! Best if I just stay home, and wait for the call to come get him at the police station..... Or, the funny farm. [8\|]

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