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knees2you -> Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 4:32:23 PM)

I thought this was funny and wanted to post to see
what type of responses there would be?

Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. [:)]


For me it would have to be a Violet wand.~[:D]


Sincerely, Ant[;)]



EriaeMelody -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 4:51:26 PM)

LMAO

hmmm

I guess I would have to be a flogger




fergus -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 5:34:30 PM)

And then there are those days when I feel like a butt-plug.

fergus



IrishMist -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 5:37:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus

And then there are those days when I feel like a butt-plug.

fergus


LMFAO

hmm not sure what I would be

maybe a whip lol



Hohoho -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 6:09:53 PM)

I am hunched at the shoulders, ribbed thru the abdomen, like to be recharged and smell like cherries.......oh, and endorsed by Tera Patrick



Arpig -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 6:17:52 PM)

I guess I would be an old corest that sits in the back of one's closet....old, well worn, not quite as firm as it once was, and it pinches a little.......



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/11/2006 10:05:30 PM)

Well, I'm white, I'm tall and a little thick in the middle. I get wet when my husband uses me and I shake uncontrollably at the point of orgasm. I wobble a bit and am charged after sex. I can be very quiet when I've not been used for a while, but I can really make a ruckus when I'm used properly.

What am I? A good old fashioned vibrator. (Not particularly BDSM, but so much fun).



IceyOne -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/13/2006 4:14:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: knees2you

I thought this was funny and wanted to post to see
what type of responses there would be?

Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. [:)]


For me it would have to be a Violet wand.~[:D]


Sincerely, Ant[;)]



A cane

Painful, unyeilding, yet slightly bendable



sub4hire -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/13/2006 4:16:34 PM)

I'd have to say a cane as well. Innocent enough to look at yet sharp when needed. Can really do some serious damage to the unwitting.

Yet, if you ask Doug to describe me as a toy he would have a much different rendition.



timg -> RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. (1/18/2006 6:18:05 AM)

i would have to be a strapon dildo



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