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beargonewild -> To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine (2/2/2009 11:47:26 AM)
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As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine, there is wisdom, in
beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria".
Through a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have discovered that if we drink 2 pints of water
each day, at the end of the year, we have absorbed more than
2+1/2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - the bacteria
found in feces (gross)!
In other words, we are consuming 2 1/2 pounds of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting. Not to mention that alcohol kills
bacteria.
So Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I do it as a public service.
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