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Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 12:03:23 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Why i have been awake since 6am?
Why God gave men both a penis and a brain but not enough blood supply to work both at the same time?
Why i cannot put on mascara without my mouth being open?
Why i am laid here with my shorts uncomfortably up my bum, but doing nothing about it?
Why i cannot decide if i want to read my book or loiter in cm?
Why i have so many pairs of shoes?
Why i do not say fuck it and run off to the wedding?
Why i am even writing this?
 
It's happened, i have finally lost the plot !!
 

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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 12:11:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		What I read here was: 

blah, blah, blah, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah,
blan, many pairs of shoes,
blah, blah, blah, blah

That about right?

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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 12:31:38 AM   
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I'm in a pissed off, shitty, shitty mood and the real questions i want answering would come out as a tyrade of whinging and angry sputterings.
So instead i decided to try and lighten my mood with some incoherent ramblings

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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 12:39:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Why i have been awake since 6am? No answer
Why God gave men both a penis and a brain but not enough blood supply to work both at the same time? God is a woman
Why i cannot put on mascara without my mouth being open? It's the chromosome thing
Why i am laid here with my shorts uncomfortably up my bum, but doing nothing about it? because you are too busy typing
Why i cannot decide if i want to read my book or loiter in cm? You're still reading, arent you?
Why i have so many pairs of shoes? Youre a shoe slut.
Why i do not say fuck it and run off to the wedding? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION!
Why i am even writing this? Because it beats staring at the walls!
 
It's happened, i have finally lost the plot !!   'sok, we love you anyway...
 


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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 12:58:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Some here might think that I am too focused on shoes, but I say that's an impossibility.  Because I can't wear most shoes, I am only able to get off on them vicariously.  So you see, that's all I was able to actually understand of your OP.  I'm sure there were other things bothering you.  But until you remove the shoes, I won't be able to focus on them.  Sorry, but we all have our fetishes.  My only question would be do you or my sister own the most pairs of shoes?  I think that the only way to determine a correct answer is for me to go to each of your homes for a personal accounting of them.  What are you doing this spring?

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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 2:05:36 AM   
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Why i have so many pairs of shoes?

because you are a normal female


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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 3:34:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation
Why i have so many pairs of shoes?


And because NG hasn't had a look in your closet yet..... damn it still pains me to cross him off my to do list but seriously...... the man has no heart.

sorry to take the attention off you for a moment Misst.... I am still traumatised by the whole limit on the pairs of shoes thing he said.




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RE: Could somebody tell me............ - 2/4/2009 4:13:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Why i have been awake since 6am?   Too much coffee, not enough coffee... somehow, coffee has to be the culprit
Why God gave men both a penis and a brain but not enough blood supply to work both at the same time?  So that men can continue to believe they are the superior gender.  Face it, no matter which head they're thinking with, females are errrm... females.  'nuff said.
Why i cannot put on mascara without my mouth being open?   it turns men (and some females) on to watch us do that
Why i am laid here with my shorts uncomfortably up my bum, but doing nothing about it?  you're a masochist
Why i cannot decide if i want to read my book or loiter in cm?   not enough coffee to make those kind of important decistions this early in the morning
Why i have so many pairs of shoes?  because they need a good home, with someone that will love them and care for them
Why i do not say fuck it and run off to the wedding?   because you're a prude and don't use that kind of language  *lol*
Why i am even writing this?   not enough coffee to realize you should have said fuck it and have your arse on the plane and on the way to Florida
 
It's happened, i have finally lost the plot !!
 


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