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Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:26:12 PM   
MissEnchanted


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He placed the collar on her neck only two weeks ago when the Sir said to his pet, "pet, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be back later."

"my apologies Sir, Hank's?" pet inquired.

"I'm going to the bar, pet,' he answered.

"You want a beer, my Lord?' she opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

Pleased, he wished to have an evening out with all the perks of being in a bar with his friends. He did very much appreciate her efforts and just as he saw in her before the collaring, he felt the pull of her need to serve. "Very good... However at the bar... you may know...they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his pet, eager to please, popped up rushing into the kitchen. "You want a frozen glass, Master?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

He looking a bit pale and said, "Yes, my pet, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be back to tuck you in bed."

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Master?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

He smiled tolerantly and with a nod he took her cheek in hand, "But my sweetest pet... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words and t..."

"You want dirty words, m'Lord? ............ .....

LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR LEATHER COVERED ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN' BEER IN YOUR FUCKIN' FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'VE COLLARED ME AND YOUR ASS ISN'T GOING TO ANY DAMN BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
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This was sent by a woman at another group, so I cannot share her id. to give her credit.

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:27:24 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:28:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		And with that he Cuffed, ball gaged, stripped, and kissed her pretty face befofe removing that collar and throwing her little lippy ass right out the front door.

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:38:50 PM   
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I head this before it goes over much better when it's a Man and his new wife


Yes, because a sub would never say this to their dominant

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:46:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MoGa

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I head this before it goes over much better when it's a Man and his new wife


Yes, because a sub would never say this to their dominant

heeeheehee

I do have some friends where something like this happened.
They are now both acknowledged switches and still together after 10 years.



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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 12:58:06 PM   
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Andi's eyes got as big as watermellon when I read this to her, and then she asked "That's NOT real is it? "

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 1:54:25 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 2:04:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm.... Master's in the pub now, so..... no wait, wouldn't have worked; He hasn't collared or married me yet!  Still, would never dream of it!!!!! 

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 2:36:10 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 7:04:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MoGa

quote:

I head this before it goes over much better when it's a Man and his new wife


Yes, because a sub would never say this to their dominant


Damn it!  Why do you all wanna take away my subbie card?!?!?    Guess I really AIN'T a twue subbie.....

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RE: Brats! - 2/4/2009 11:35:06 PM   
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Damn it!  Why do you all wanna take away my subbie card?!?!?    Guess I really AIN'T a twue subbie.....

::pouts::


Don't worry, your subbie card is laminated, that makes you twue!
 
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RE: Brats! - 2/5/2009 12:35:59 AM   
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RE: Brats! - 2/6/2009 1:01:07 PM   
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Last part, my eyes went all wide  
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RE: Brats! - 7/7/2010 5:43:27 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 7/7/2010 5:48:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, thanks, sweetie, cause I just laughed my ass off at it and I NEVER heard this one before, either version!  But I know it now!  

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RE: Brats! - 7/7/2010 6:12:28 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 7/7/2010 7:23:09 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 7/8/2010 6:50:37 PM   
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RE: Brats! - 7/11/2010 7:38:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		I had something similar happen once...I was the subbie in question. Daddie gave me this twitchy look that clearly states "OMG I can't believe you just said that to ME!" mixed with not being certain if he should laugh his ass off or give me a proper thrashing. He ended up sighing, rolling his eyes and telling me to get dressed. Daddie took me to the bar, stating I could come along only if I was gonna be a good little girl the whole time. Which I was...good and sloshed. Drunk feathers does not talk much...just sits and stares...

I did not say "leather covered ass" though and I didn't tell him he couldn't go...I merely produced ice-cold beer, a small bottle of Jameson and pizza and gave him the lost little girl pout. I think I said something like, "But doesn't Daddie want to spend some time with his wif his wittle girl? Because he's such a good, doting, and non-negwectful Daddie..." I believe his reply was something to the effect of, "Damn you...Damn subbies...[long pause][sigh]get dressed."

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