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GreedyTop -> Polite words for... (2/4/2009 10:33:17 PM)

Pirate was asking me tonight if there is a polite euphemism for pussy/cunt/vagina. 

I couldnt think of anything.

Help us out here.....




BitchGoddessD -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 10:35:27 PM)

woowoo

[sm=rofl.gif]

my sis used that with her kids when they were young




GreedyTop -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 10:37:40 PM)

I suggested hoohaa, but I think thats regional...




chiaThePet -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 10:37:54 PM)


Lily of the Valley.

Or,

The Venus Guy Trap.

Depending on situation.

chia* (the pet)




CalifChick -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 10:50:26 PM)

*channeling Miss Manners*    Well, since one does not speak of such things in polite company, there really isn't a polite euphemism, is there?

How about:
  • girly girl bits
  • hoo hoo
  • hoo hah
  • woo woo
  • pee pee
  • happy land (that's what my husband used to call it, as opposed to "fantasy land", which was more.. uhhh... to the rear)
  • you know (as in, "is your you know okay?")


That's all I got.  For now.

Cali




Vendaval -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:13:54 PM)

Mount of Venus
pink parts
delicate flower
secret garden




GreedyTop -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:23:15 PM)

Pirate asks if any of you have heard the phrase "front bottom"?

(I hadnt until he said it)




Vendaval -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:24:10 PM)

No, that one is new to me.




TheHeretic -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:28:35 PM)

Cootchie




YoursMistress -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:31:16 PM)

Miss GT, we found all sorts in this post:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_2429292/tm.htm

yours




GreedyTop -> RE: Polite words for... (2/4/2009 11:39:14 PM)

*smooch* thanks, yours!  I thought I had seen the thread, but couldnt find it....




scifi1133 -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 2:08:37 AM)

ive always been partial to love canal myself *weg*




colouredin -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 2:30:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Pirate asks if any of you have heard the phrase "front bottom"?

(I hadnt until he said it)



Ohh I hate that term.

He probs knows these but
Minky
Minni
Foo Foo
Velvet pouch
Lady garden




Vendaval -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 4:05:29 AM)

Only an engineer would put a playground between a waste dump and a sewage treatment plan.  (bad puns, I know)




GimpinDenial -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 4:59:44 AM)

I tried to think of polite ways of calling it....
then gave up

Snappy knappy dugout

Furburger with a side order of thighs

Velvet underground

Poonanny (pronounced poon-nanny)

Fish Taco

Your Innie to my Outie






Dnomyar -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 5:34:36 AM)

The Bush




sunshinemiss -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 5:55:56 AM)

Hoo hoo (from Boys on the Side)
Bermuda Triangle (from Bull Durham)
Honey Pot (lesbian specific)

I got nothing original.




MissMorrigan -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 6:04:05 AM)

Well, mine is always my 'Swoozie', Greedyone. As for a man's... it's the one-eyed Charlie.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 6:05:23 AM)

Like Swoozie Kurtz?  Does she know you are familiar with her in that way?




MissMorrigan -> RE: Polite words for... (2/5/2009 6:10:02 AM)

Swoozie is a doll and it'd be my pleasure to have such intimacy with her [;)] She's pretty kookie, has a wicked glint and her bite is worse than her bark... just like my...

I just hope mine doesn't look like it's twenty years older than it ought to!




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