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Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 9:42:19 AM

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Cocoa covered immigrants found

Fifteen suspected illegal immigrants were found covered in cocoa powder in the back of a lorry when it arrived at a Mars factory, police say.

Officers were called to the site in Slough, Berkshire, after staff discovered the stowaways in the back of a 37-tonne tanker.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090205/tuk-cocoa-covered-immigrants-found-45dbed5.html

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 10:21:30 AM

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Anything dipped in chocolate is yummy. This may be the answer to the immigration issue ...on both sides of the pond. Dip 'em and ship 'em.

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 10:42:44 AM

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*snort*

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 10:44:54 AM

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Cocoa covered immigrants found

Fifteen suspected illegal immigrants were found covered in cocoa powder in the back of a lorry when it arrived at a Mars factory, police say.

But we're on Earth..........why does this affect us?

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 10:58:39 AM

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OMG............snort laughing here.

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 11:42:16 AM

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Cocoa covered immigrants found

Fifteen suspected illegal immigrants were found covered in cocoa powder in the back of a lorry when it arrived at a Mars factory, police say.

But we're on Earth..........why does this affect us?

Because, if we start getting immigrants at the Mars factory, then no doubt we will start getting aliens on earth, coated with peanut butter. I've even heard rumors about those illegal aliens, so maybe it's already happening.

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 11:46:47 AM

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You have no idea how much this has helped my diet.

Hard to believe but it has actually put me off chocolate

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 3:34:08 PM

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In a tanker? How on earth could they breathe? A trailer filled with cases, I can understand, but a tanker? Shaking head.

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 3:37:11 PM

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would this make them brown backs?

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 3:39:37 PM

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Because, if we start getting immigrants at the Mars factory, then no doubt we will start getting aliens on earth, coated with peanut butter. I've even heard rumors about those illegal aliens, so maybe it's already happening.

At least the peanut butter will be salmonella-free!

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RE: Chocolate covered immigrants - 2/5/2009 7:58:57 PM

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But we're on Earth..........why does this affect us?

Because that cheap fourth world labor destroys good paying jobs here on earth.

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