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Marc2b -> It's so cold... (2/5/2009 8:34:49 PM)
So I’m told that this is the coldest winter in thirty-two years. I believe it. In my area it’s supposed to go up to twenty-nine degrees tomorrow and we’re all looking forward to it! It’s so cold… Dogs are getting stuck to the fire hydrants. The lawyers have their hands in their own pockets for a change. Pregnant women are lactating ice cream. My girlfriend’s nipples imploded. My cock is rock hard without getting an erection. My nuts have retreated so far up my body they can now be classified as ovaries. Getting a fever sounds pretty damn good right about now. Strip clubs are advertising Live Fully Dressed Women! My farts are hanging suspended in mid-air. That’s just a few. C’mon my fellow northerners, how cold is it?

Termyn8or -> RE: It's so cold... (2/5/2009 8:47:47 PM)
It's so cold I am freezinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

YoursMistress -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 12:06:49 AM)
It's so cold that I had to order a soy chai tea latte instead of my usual vanilla bean iced frappucchino from the drive-thru lane, tempted to put the top up for my drive to work along the Pacific. yours

GoodFeathers -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 7:34:21 AM)
It's so cold... ...burning my furniture is starting to sound like a good idea ...I now fully understand the meaning of "three dog night"...and am considering adopting three dogs ...My double Ds have become concave ...the snow is afraid it might get frostbite ...it's too cold to go ice fishing ...I'm refusing to get my power core replaced because it's keeping my fingers warm when I type!

LaTigresse -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 7:36:02 AM)
It's gonna be 55 here today!!! Doing happy dance. Will be hearing the crash and bang of ice breaking up on the river soon.

FourQ -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 7:45:56 AM)
It's snowing here and I'm still using the bike. [Click]

subtlebutterfly -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 10:44:32 AM)
Am I the only one loving the cold?[:)] it's so fucking awesome omg!! [:D]

VeryNastyDom -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 11:40:12 AM)
It was so cold here on Tuesday that our words froze as they came out of our mouths, and we had to heat them up in a frying pan to hear what the other guy was saying.

Saratov -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 4:47:27 PM)
It's so cold, if I clear my throat I may spit out my nuts.

FourQ -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 4:50:41 PM)
It's so cold I saw a dog take a leak and it had to be snapped off in six inch lengths.

Phoenixpower -> RE: It's so cold... (2/6/2009 4:51:27 PM)
Where the heck is it cold??? Now england has finally a bit of a taste of snow and the mumbling starts "it is so cold..." I can only laugh about that as after all....it is February, not July and therefore it's only fair enough that we have some snow...the only issue I have with it is the incompetence from the authorities how they deal with the slippery roads...

frenchdungeon -> RE: It's so cold... (2/9/2009 10:19:36 AM)
cold you say, i'm forced to drink ice tea

Saratov -> RE: It's so cold... (2/9/2009 6:46:02 PM)
Straight out of the kettle coming off the lit fire ring? [sm=Groaner.gif]

SarahnNV -> RE: It's so cold... (2/9/2009 7:47:08 PM)
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table!

Vendaval -> RE: It's so cold... (2/9/2009 9:21:07 PM)
It's so cold that the water in the toilet froze!

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