Hippiekinkster -> RE: FDA criminal investigation on salmonella outbreak (2/12/2009 8:51:01 PM)
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Ah, yes, Stewie Parnell, poster boy for Rightie Capitalism. "Have a peanut, Mr. Parnell?" "Are you fucking NUTS?" "Do you know that testimony was given earlier?" "I take the Fifth about everything. Fuck you, Congress." Now there are rats in Mr. Peanut's Capitalist Nirvana! "Just when you thought the peanut butter fiasco couldn't go further: In addition to their salmonella-tainted plant in Georgia, the Peanut Corporation of America appears to have another dangerously substandard plant in Texas. After discovering "dead rodents, rodent excrement and bird feathers in the plant," Texas' department of health issued a recall on every product ever to cross paths with Peanut Corp's shipping plant in Plainview, TX. CNN's call to their go-to Peanut Corp contact revealed a phone number "no longer in service," a phrase destined to repeat at least a few more times as the legume giant's legacy crumbles." http://www.thedailybeast.com/iphone/ Oh, no, we don't need no stinking inspections! We Republican Capitalists can police ourselves, TYVM. BTW, sorry we killed your grandmother. Business is tough. That's one of the costs. Besides, if it wasn't us, it would be Chinese melamine in your kids' milk. be thankful it was American Republican murderers. If it was the Chinese, you'd only hear about it on one of them Commie Leebril news channels like CNN. They hate Amerikka. Not like Drudge.
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