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MyWorldCT -> What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:34:13 PM)
Hypothetically... [;)] If your family was over your house, and your mother/father peeked into one of your bedroom and saw your dungeon... what did/would you tell them? I don't want to hear that you would sit and explain it to them... I want to hear some of the funny or creative excuses, like... "I recently signed-up as a Boy Scout Leader and have built a room to learn to tie knots, etc. So, what do you think about the decor...? It is early Transylvanian, I am not getting enough sleep, and it keeps the room dark enough for me to sleep." Your turn... [sm=evil.gif]

aravain -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:38:09 PM)
"... By the way, I'm a masochist."

Nikitaa -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:39:18 PM)
I not have to admit anything because my equipment is all normal. Ice maker ping pong paddles horse riding crop handcuffs (for playing police woman during Halloween) wrong size ladies undergarments. (I explain I made mistake and lost return receipt. I not tell them clothes for sub man)

jezzabelle -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:41:55 PM)
Well, I just broke my[sm=injured.gif] wrist a few weeks ago so I'd probably tell them that the cuffs on the bed are there to suspend my arm and take the pressure off of it when I sleep. Could be good for physical therapy too or maybe pain aversion? Hurt me elsewhere so I don't notice my wrist? [sm=dunno.gif] I love the boy scout excuse. That one I'm going to keep, lol.

StrictnSaucy -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:49:32 PM)
"I have just discovered my artistic side and my friend Pixxy (you remember Pixxy Mom?) from ......... magazine is coming over tomorrow to do a shoot of the room. They are paying me xxxxx amount. Isnt that great!"

Knite064 -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 2:50:58 PM)
Geeze when the movie company asked to rent this room i did nt think they had all this in mind [8\|]

KnightofMists -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:02:23 PM)
it came with the house when I bought

Desires2Learn -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:02:33 PM)
I think My parents would be more shocked to walk into My home and NOT find a dungeon. They have known I was different for years... My father found one of My "catalogs" on a tray in My living room (I forgot it was there) and began thumbing through it. I said, "I don't think you want to look at that" very calmly. He looked at a few more pages then gently put it back on the tray. He said nothing. For the longest time I threw a blanket over a spanking bench and used it as a table. No one knew. There are ways of hiding things if you need to, and remember: locks are NOT just for handcuffs! I even thought about buying a huge butt plug, putting flowers around it and using it as a centerpiece for My dining room table to see if anyone would notice. Some of those new glass/pyrex ones are too purdy to keep hidden! I'm an adult. And besides, I know what My mother keeps in HER dresser drawers..hehehehe. Probably what did this to Me....

LadyConstanze -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:06:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyWorldCT Hypothetically... [;)] If your family was over your house, and your mother/father peeked into one of your bedroom and saw your dungeon... what did/would you tell them? I don't want to hear that you would sit and explain it to them... I want to hear some of the funny or creative excuses, like... "I recently signed-up as a Boy Scout Leader and have built a room to learn to tie knots, etc. So, what do you think about the decor...? It is early Transylvanian, I am not getting enough sleep, and it keeps the room dark enough for me to sleep." Your turn... [sm=evil.gif] Ha, I moved to a different country, they can't just come over anymore.... I once had a landlord inspecting an old flat of mine, he noticed a lot of crops crops and said "Wow, I didn't know that you are riding?" Luckily I did, once, so we had a pleasant conversation about horses and jumping....

littlewonder -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:14:30 PM)
I don't have a dungeon. My home looks like a normal suburban home and I keep what few toys I do have inside a bag in my closet. If someone got in my closet and opened the bag I'd be asking them questions instead of them asking me questions.

Lynnxz -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:17:29 PM)
Haha.. someone noticed the gurney we have in C's basement and asked about it. His brilliant response? "What the f**k's a gurney!?" Smooooth....

feydeplume -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:18:44 PM)
"Mom! put that down! No you can't hit him with that! Jeeze mom I really didn't need to know that YOU know that that is for. Dad stop laughing! AND DO NOT LOOK AT MY CAT THAT WAY!!! I mean it. Come on! I'm not a teen any more, you can't just go through my stuff! (whine whine whine). DAD do not, I repeat do NOT put that down your pants, it is NOT funny to see you with a 12 inch purple cock. Don't hand cuff that to those !!! geeze! leve the lube alone! Yes they do all taste about the same. NOOOOO no oil on latex. What do you mean where is the toy cleaner, what the hells did you just do wth it that it suddenly NEEDS clean.... MOM get that out of your mouth!!! You guys suck! And no mom, you wouldn't fit in my corset. You HAVE boobs under my breath "you bitch Can't we just have dinner like a normal family? Please?

MyWorldCT -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:26:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Knite064 Geeze when the movie company asked to rent this room i did nt think they had all this in mind [8\|] Pleading innocence...? hmmm ... that would not work with my family, but that is a great one Knite. [:)] I am actually in the design stages for my dungeon. It will be a form of Chinese Training Room (similar to a Japanese Dojo), with a locked cabinet made of Japanese Maple to hold the toys, an adjustable bamboo sitting/Fk'ing bench (lower and raises to fit your needs), it will have woven and solid chinese staffs attached to the wall so that you you can tie ropes to them to secure an "object" or two, and it will have a "practice bench" in the middle, which is similar to a wooden horse. I also have already made a "foldable" pyramid of bamboo, from which you can easily suspend an "object". It is also great a way of securing your objects in a natural stance, so that their treasures are easily discovered and found. I think this might pass as a training room for martial arts, but my family is close, in both distance and relationship. Keep the excuses coming... I might need one or two... [sm=dunno.gif]

MyWorldCT -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:28:22 PM)
Fey... sounds like that really happened...?!? Thanks for sharing [;)]

YourhandMyAss -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:31:14 PM)
Well my parents know better than to go peeking into private rooms, So if I had my own house and they came to visit, * I live with them currently* this would never happen. And actually we're a very close knit family, and sometimes if I can't find something or I need help cleaning up my room when it's just got over whelming they've seen stuff like a dildo or a porno or two. I have no problem with them knowing about it and they don't have a problem knowing either. In fact sometimes when a sex toy comes in the mail my mom will ask me what was that in the package and I'll say it was a new sex toy. And when I got a copy of a gay male porn magazine I showed my mom and she critiqued all the men in the catalog. quote: ORIGINAL: MyWorldCT Hypothetically... [;)] If your family was over your house, and your mother/father peeked into one of your bedroom and saw your dungeon... what did/would you tell them? I don't want to hear that you would sit and explain it to them... I want to hear some of the funny or creative excuses, like... "I recently signed-up as a Boy Scout Leader and have built a room to learn to tie knots, etc. So, what do you think about the decor...? It is early Transylvanian, I am not getting enough sleep, and it keeps the room dark enough for me to sleep." Your turn... [sm=evil.gif]

feydeplume -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:37:31 PM)
"So you know that British show, Changing Rooms and the designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, well I won a sweepstakes and he sort of went wild. I think that is supposed to be a plant holder."

angelwithhonor -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:45:24 PM)
feydeplume oh my goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh hillarous!!!! toys and parents....i remember when i found my mom's dirty stories and couldnt wait to get in her drawl and read them. but ick on the thought that she read them. or when my son pic up my silver bullet and said whats this mom..or my other vibrator going off jumping in the draw when my brother was moving me. he said what the hell..God rest his soul....

feydeplume -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 3:51:47 PM)
My parents are special. Love them to bit (with a blender if necessary), but they actually think I am a prude and, when they have had a few, like to tease me about how shy i was in high school or the size of M's penis (please don't ask). And M's mom likes reading his porn (the stuff he writes) because she likes to see the psychological aspects and interplay. She once told me that she thought it was "cute" that he was using sex to explore human power dynamics. snort

FelineFae -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 5:32:02 PM)
"well, you know how i like things that are easy to clean, so it was either black leather or clear plastic coverings for everything like at gramma's. and well, black leather shows less dirt."

DesFIP -> RE: What do you tell friends and family....? (2/7/2009 5:36:56 PM)
It wouldn't be my parents but my children and we'd get into a discussion of what the hell they were doing in my closet anyway. Beyond that, I would get into the fact that it's just sensation play, and as some people like spicy food, others like a spicy sense of touch.

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