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Amish Sex - 2/8/2009 6:28:51 PM   
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
 
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.
 
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
 
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." 
 
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she said to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"  Slightly concerned, the mother said, "Why, yes...  Why do you ask?"  The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/8/2009 6:31:29 PM   
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BWAHAHA! I like this one!

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/9/2009 4:08:05 AM   
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ROFL.
Mine's cold too.  Any takers?


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RE: Amish Sex - 2/9/2009 4:09:10 AM   
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RE: Amish Sex - 2/9/2009 7:02:53 AM   
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Why can't youse people have some class and bring back the one about the guy changing a flat tire for the damsel in distress ?

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/9/2009 10:47:56 AM   
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BRILLIANT!!

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/10/2009 3:45:13 PM   
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Clever. I grinned.

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/11/2009 1:36:34 PM   
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oh thats just wrong.. but i love it. thnx for the smile

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/11/2009 9:10:01 PM   
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I seen this joke before, and it is still FUNNY.

Thanks for sharing it with us.

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/15/2009 1:46:35 PM   
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Why do you think they call it a muff?  It's to warm things up!

After that incident, she became a loose woman-- and she warmed up not one, but two Mennonite.

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/15/2009 2:02:35 PM   
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*groans*

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RE: Amish Sex - 2/15/2009 2:05:49 PM   
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lol

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