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QuixoticErrant -> Note to a scammer... (2/10/2009 10:21:13 PM)
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I saw a profile with a photo - obviously from a magazine - of an attractive and healthy blond woman. She was listed as a 50lb straight Asian slave.
Wanting a laugh, I looked at the full profile and felt compelled to write the following:
Dear Scammer,
I want you to know:
1. Most Asian women do not come in blond - or have blue eyes, or that skin tone etc... Your photo is of a white girl.
2. The woman in the photo you picked weighs a lot more than 50 lbs. An adult - or anyone over five feet tall would have died of malnutrition long before they got down to 50 lbs - and if they some how miraculously survived, they would look like a nightmare picture of starvation.
3. Perhaps you meant 50 kg. That is possible, but few girls from the great state of Maryland (where you say you are from) think in kilograms.
4. There is little chance that a slave girl would ever want a submissive man or woman as a partner. I'm not going to explain the concept to you. I'll let you figure it out. Really, just checking everything on the list leads to certain contradictions. I'll let you sort those out.
5. Beachcombing and opera are your chief likes and yet you list no kinks. I will introduce you to the word "vanilla." In whatever country you are in, your dictionary will refer you to a bean indigenous to the Americas. I'll let you sort out what it means in this context.
6. There are many scammers on this site, but I must say that your scam profile was the single most incompetent and stupid one I have ever seen. My hat is off to you and I thank you for a hearty laugh.
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