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GimpinDenial -> Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 3:50:14 AM)
Ever want to feel like a kid again? Some immature practical jokes to pass the time: Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Still show up. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Hard". When the money comes out of the atm, scream "I won! I won!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

mydomsabstrd -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 1:58:29 PM)
lmao

FourQ -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 2:21:23 PM)
Go to your colleague's PC, unlock the taskbar, move it to the top, shrink it so it's invisible. Watch them try to work out where the hell the Start button's gone. Swap the mouse buttons. Change the Windows language to Russian. Every time someone at work leaves their PC unlocked, change their password and lock the machine. Change the autocorrect in your colleagues Word, the to hte, work to f*ck etc. Delete the proxy settings for network connections. Write a shut down script and drop it in to the Startup folder. Empty the decaffeinated bag of coffee, fill it with regular. Do the same with the regular.

Marc2b -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 8:01:02 PM)
quote: Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. I used to drive cab a long time ago and our cars were mostly former police cars bought at auction. One day I was given one of the recently bought cars. It had been an unmarked police car that hadn’t been painted in the cab colors yet, nor had the side light been taken off yet (we’d had a rash of breakdowns and so had to press it into service early). During my lunch break I parked near the side of the road and placed an empty pop bottle on the dash board so that at quick glance it looked like a radar gun. It was a laugh riot watching everybody slow down and look back at me to see if they’d been caught! Well, it was until a real cop came along and told me to knock it off or I’d be arrested for impersonating a police officer.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 10:04:19 PM)
Cops around here wouldn't care. You were doing the job that they were getting paid to do. So they could go smoke the confescated(sp) pot, and sell beer to underage prostitutes! (I don't know if they are all like that, But I do know a couple.....)

GreedyTop -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/11/2009 11:09:05 PM)
Q... darling.. you are an EVIL MAN!! (I love it!)

FourQ -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/12/2009 8:54:07 AM)
Whaaa? That's not evil, that's only my mischievous side. You don't actually believe I've done those things (to people who haven't paid me for previous jobs) do ya?[;)][;)]

Marc2b -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/12/2009 9:50:11 AM)
quote: Cops around here wouldn't care. You were doing the job that they were getting paid to do. So they could go smoke the confescated(sp) pot, and sell beer to underage prostitutes! (I don't know if they are all like that, But I do know a couple.....) You deal with cops a lot when you drive cab. My experience has been that cops are like everyone else: some are real assholes, some are really cool, and most are just people trying to do their job the best they can. I actually have a great story about a really cool cop but I'm afraid that it would violate to TOS.

GoodFeathers -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/12/2009 10:59:34 AM)
Talk to your food before you eat it. Then again while you are eating it. Whenever you see a marine, do what you can to make him blush. Calling him "cupcake" usually works. Wear kitty/bunny ears to work on Thursdays & tell people it's "funny hat day". When you see an older gentleman on the street, smile and wave while exclaiming in a perky voice, "Hi, Daddy!" Call people you know and ask them if you know them. Call people you don't know and act like you do know them! Hold doors open for your imaginary friend. Create an imaginary friend and talk to them, but only in public. Keep a hip flask in your pocket, fill it with iced espresso/red bull and sip nervously at it when you are visibly stressed. Wear pigtails to the office. Wear a support/mourning ribbon. Make sure the ribbon is plaid. When asked about it, tell them you'd rather not say. Stay late at work and move everything 3 inches to the left. Super glue quarters to the sidewalk and count how many people try to pick them up--I mean REALLY try to. Wear your slippers when out and about on Monday--tell people it's "Casual Monday". Tape "in ORDER" signs to every public rest facility and see how many people go elsewhere to 'answer nature'. Tape random "out of order" signs to walls, chairs, and floors. Write "gullible" on the ceiling, then tell people you did. Count how many don't look up. The day before Talk Like a Pirate Day (since I know you all celebrate it!), celebrate Talk Like Shakespeare Day and get your 'thees' and 'thous' on. Bring cookies to work and put them in the fridge with a note that has the name of a person who doesn't work there. Do this for a month or two. Set the clock at work to run 12 minutes fast. Wait three weeks. Then set it to run 12 minutes slow. This is fun around the house too! Leave a tampon in every single stall of the men's room. Give out suckers to people you don't know on the street. When ordering coffee, ask for sprinkles, on the side. Try returning a naughty magazine at the store you bought it & tell them the articles weren't that interesting. Wear a hoodie and stand around a park where children are playing. Strike up a conversation with another parent. When they ask which one is yours, describe a child that is NOT there. Go skinny dipping. (what?! It IS fun!)

FourQ -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/12/2009 1:55:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoodFeathers Whenever you see a marine, do what you can to make him blush. Calling him "cupcake" usually works. Bear?? quote: ORIGINAL: GoodFeathers Go skinny dipping. In the public fountains and/or swimming baths.

GoodFeathers -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/13/2009 10:16:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ quote: ORIGINAL: GoodFeathers Whenever you see a marine, do what you can to make him blush. Calling him "cupcake" usually works. Bear?? Me?! No...I'm just a bratty little girl, but hey, at least I'm cute! ^_~

FourQ -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/13/2009 10:36:11 AM)
It was a reference to Bear calling a marine 'cupcake'. Not to worry

GoodFeathers -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/13/2009 10:57:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ It was a reference to Bear calling a marine 'cupcake'. Not to worry Oh, because I've done that too! hehe!

Tinkerer -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/13/2009 3:53:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoodFeathers quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ It was a reference to Bear calling a marine 'cupcake'. Not to worry Oh, because I've done that too! hehe! The really sad thing is, at least here, it would probably work. [sm=ofcourse.gif]

Nikitaa -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/13/2009 5:00:14 PM)
quote: In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" LOL I like this ^^^^. I am going to do. My sub likes this.---> When we are in public place he likes when I say "When we arrive home you are standing in corner 30 minutes for smart mouthing to me." He likes if I say barely loud enough for people close to us to hear. We both like the strange looks the bank teller or waiter have when they hear my words. Sometimes my sub will whine and say "Again, Do I have to?"

GoodFeathers -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/15/2009 4:52:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tinkerer quote: ORIGINAL: GoodFeathers quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ It was a reference to Bear calling a marine 'cupcake'. Not to worry Oh, because I've done that too! hehe! The really sad thing is, at least here, it would probably work. [sm=ofcourse.gif] LMAO! Jokingly a drunk army friend of mine said, "You'd look so hot on your knees..." I stared him down and replied, "After you, cupcake." Rather an uncomfortable moment in the bar when he put down his beer and dropped to his knees with a meek little "Yes, Ma'am." Being a subbie...I wasn't sure what to do, so I pulled him up by his ear... [8D] [sm=couch.gif]I'm still not entirely certain if he was just drunk, or somewhat serious... and I don't really want to know...

Huntertn -> RE: Just for fun.... (2/15/2009 6:41:25 AM)
well, at least he got an ear tug..LOL..Huntertn

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