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Vendaval -> Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 3:19:49 AM)

Alright, do any of us know this guy?  Fess up now. 
And how much more investigation needs to happen if he is already missing his clothes and lost his mind?  [:D]


"Nude biker leads trooper on chase in bad weather"

Wed Feb 11, 8:46 pm ET "SEARCY, Ark. – A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges. A police report said a 35-year-old man kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident.

The man stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.
The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report said the man was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_nude_motorcyclist



urtoy -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 3:30:42 AM)

Two words: wind chill.



Wolfandkitten -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 4:41:11 AM)

either he aint all there or i want whatever hes on.



DarkSteven -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 4:52:27 AM)

I wonder if he had an angry boyfriend or husband chasing him.



VirginPotty -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:15:43 AM)

One name comes to mind.......HizGeorgiaPeach[:D]



soul2share -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:48:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: urtoy
Two words: wind chill.


Yeah, not to mention the shrinkage involved!!!!  He may never see his boys again!



scifi1133 -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:49:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: urtoy

Two words: wind chill.
one word.......shrinkage



soul2share -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:51:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133
quote:

ORIGINAL: urtoy
Two words: wind chill.
one word.......shrinkage


You weren't by any chance in Arkansas, were ya, hun?   *snort*



scifi1133 -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:52:13 AM)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
condition of bail says I can't be out of the state. Don't tell them or I'll have to go back to ark.
And no one wants to do that. Why you think I was naked on a bike....nothing else to do lmao.



soul2share -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:55:19 AM)

That's ok.....your secret will be safe with me......for a pound of $100 bills!



OTKkindaGirl -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:55:54 AM)

who doesn't love being beat by the sleet?  *grin*  i thought all maso's liked that!
*sheesh*  and i thought being out in the ice storm nekked, being flogged was a "blast"... it must be an Arkie thing   *gigglez*






scifi1133 -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:56:11 AM)

SNORT....screw that send me back to jail lmao.



Vendaval -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 11:05:52 AM)

I wanna see his mug shot!  And he won't have to worry about picking anything up when released on his way out, except for the bike. 
 
Yeah, an angry husband or boyfriend was likely part of this scenario.  [sm=couch.gif]



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 11:29:55 AM)


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Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating."



this part makes sense... it is hard to carry your license while nekkid :P



DarkSteven -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:31:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

I wanna see his mug shot! 


Sorry, Vendaval, the mug shot would show only his face.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
quote:



Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating."



this part makes sense... it is hard to carry your license while nekkid :P


Um, there's one obvious place for it....



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 6:32:45 PM)

no, because it's all scratchy



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Naked man on motorcycle chased by cops in sleet storm (2/12/2009 7:50:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

One name comes to mind.......HizGeorgiaPeach[:D]


Nah - I prefer to keep the nekkid ones tied to the bed where they can't run away *ewng*



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