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BalletBob -> 2 Guys and Rubbers (2/12/2009 12:35:49 PM)
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2 Guys were walking down the street, when they come up to a Drug Store. The one guy tells his buddy (Who has a real bad cold), to go in and get a pack of Rubbers, for their dates tonight. The guy (with the real bad cold) walks in, and asks the Pharmacist for a "Pack of Rubbers". The Pharmacist replies, "What? I can't understand you". The guy repeats it and the Pharmacist tells him, "I can't understand you. Get Out ! And your ugly too!"
The guy goes out tells his buddy. His buddy says it was probably because, of his real bad cold. So his buddy tells him, "Go to the counter again, and put Fifty Cents on the counter. Then pull your zipper down, stick your THING on the counter and point to it. The Pharmacist will know what you want". So the guy (with the real bad cold) goes back into the Pharmacy. About 5 minutes, the guy comes out without the Rubbers. So his buddy asks, what happened.
(You'll love this)
"Well I walked up to the Pharmacist, and put my Fifty Cents on the counter. I then pulled my zipper down, and put my THING up on the counter, and pointed to it. The Pharmacist then pulls his zipper down, sticks his THING on the counter, and points to it. It was that much bigger than mine, and he took my Fifty Cents".
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