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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 2:04:26 PM

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It generally reinforces why we at Domiguy industries are diligently at work trying to reprogram the female brain. With just a little more tweaking we think that we could develop the perfect woman!!! This woman would be so critical of everything and everyone around her that she would choose to live in a world of complete and total isolation. No more being bothered by them at all.

The only disappointment thus far is that we have concluded that when asked to perform sexual acts or to mate that these "study group" women were so surly that they had to be "tranqued" in order to comply or to be approached in a reasonably safe manner. Unfortunaterly during all sexual play including intercourse the women in these test groups just layed there, totally unresponsive, due to them being so heavily sedated ....The majority of the men in our study noticed little change.

Women hate everyone especially other women. I'm always amazed by a successful union between lesbians...I believe you have a better chance of getting attacked by a shark.

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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 2:32:00 PM

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And just how many people were studied? Were there background checks for mental illness? Perhaps your sample group was too small, or, those in the other half of the sample group were insulted by your little test. I would be.

You know, I see alot of 'Men hate everyone, especially other men" As well as your little... blurb for lack of any better term. However, I feel completely safe in saying you would have a better chance of being attacked ( hopefully eaten ) by a shark than getting with a woman. Any woman. Even a corpse.

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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 2:39:03 PM

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Edited because circumstances changed and information was out of date, as soon as you type it it's errm out of date.

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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 2:47:47 PM

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And just how many people were studied? Were there background checks for mental illness? Perhaps your sample group was too small, or, those in the other half of the sample group were insulted by your little test. I would be.

You know, I see alot of 'Men hate everyone, especially other men" As well as your little... blurb for lack of any better term. However, I feel completely safe in saying you would have a better chance of being attacked ( hopefully eaten ) by a shark than getting with a woman. Any woman. Even a corpse.

I assure you that our research was as flawless as it was expansive. We talked and tested on women from Indiana to Idaho,....(No! you da ho!....Couldn't help myself) we met with woman from across the globe. The women of Cameroon were breathtaking. Did you know that many of the women of Cameroon speak French? Shit, the black chicks I have been with barely speak English (rim shot)...Those Cameroonian chicks must be geniuses.

You were correct in that it was difficult to find test subjects that were not negatively affected by some form of mental illness. (Did you know that damn near every single woman alive who resides in Texas suffers from some form of mental illness?...Just a little snippet I thought you might want to know.)

We asked if the women were insulted. Most cocked their head in confusion....(insulted is a pretty big word...Three syllables)Then we asked if they were "mad" with the test. All agreed that they enjoyed having their brains poked and prodded.

Now for your last thought, I have yet to be attacked by a shark. But the idea of necrophilia does have it's appeal. Only drawback is that when I am done I will inevitably have to make my own sandwich or order my own damn pizza. I doubt the conversation will suffer at all. Now where is that shovel and lye when you need it?

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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 3:14:09 PM

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Well, if you go by certain statistics and so called studies, just about everyone in the world has some form of mental illness or dysfunction. I could insert a joke about erectile dysfunction being a male mental illness....

On your last comment ( note: I wouldn't need to make this suggestion to a woman, of course. ) Use sulfuric acid. Less time, less energy, and when you dig the hole for the last tiny bit of remains, it will only need to be as big as a shoe box.

Though... the idea of turning the evidence into hamburger and serving it at the next policemen's picnic sounds fun....

ANYway. If those girls didn't understand the word 'insulted' then you completely got the wrong test group. They had been dropped on their heads as infants, or had eaten lead paint chips.

Though, I personally wonder if the 'reason' women are less tolerant is because we know what the world is like, and the fact that it is human nature to be competetive. But of course, as little girls, we had to wear dresses instead of play foot ball at recess.

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RE: Women are less tolerant? - 2/14/2009 5:24:18 PM

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Unfortunaterly during all sexual play including intercourse the women in these test groups just layed there, totally unresponsive, due to them being so heavily sedated ....The majority of the men in our study noticed little change.