BalletBob
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One day, there was a man, stinking drunk, at the zoo. He bothered all the animals in the zoo all day, and then got to the last animal, which was a Large Gorilla. He says to the Gorilla, "I'm going to hic, have some fun with you, hic, Gorilla". So first the Drunk scratches his head, and the Gorilla scratches his head too. The Drunk the scratched his butt, and the Gorilla scratched his too. The Drunk was really enjoying this, then I uses a finger, to pull his Eyelid down.
Well this really sets off the Gorilla, and he went nuts. Before the Drunk had a chance to do anything, the Gorilla spreads the thick iron bars to his cage, grabs the Drunk from around the neck, and procedded to beat the Drunk against the iron bars, as if the Drunk was a rag doll. The Gorilla the tosses the Drunk out the cage, and pulls the iron bars back to their original shape.
A zoo keeper comes along, and sees the Drunk laying on the floor, outside the Gorilla cage. "MY GOD MAN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" the zoo keeper asks the Drunk. The Drunk the proceeds to tell the zoo keeper what had happened, and the zoo keeper said, "You idiot ! Don't you know, pulling your Eyelid down, means "FUCK YOU" in Gorilla?" Well the Drunk thought this one over, and then said to the Gorilla, "I'm going to fix your wagon, hic", and walks away. The Drunk goes to the nearest Market, and gets a long tube of Salame and a big Butcher Knife.
He then goes back to the Gorilla cage, and just smiles at the Gorilla. The Drunk then starts again, by scratching his head. The Gorilla copies him again, by scratching his head. The Drunk then scratches his butt, and the Gorilla follows suite. The Drunk then holds the tube of Salame at his crotch, and using the Butcher Knife, cuts it in half. The Drunk then goes to hand the knife to the Gorilla, and the Gorilla pulls his Eyelid down.
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