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BondageBarbieX -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/15/2009 4:08:36 PM)
have you gained weight?

InTonguesslave -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/15/2009 5:07:33 PM)
i know, youd think that, but i havent - its odd and its why i posted this - shrugs - may i suggest to people that they keep an eye on their bums and boobs for anything untoward or ask a friend. we could call it 'boob/bumwatch' - you never know it might well be a phenomena hitherto unpublished. or it might be that im suddenly more aware of my bottom and how it looks now that its going to be under rigorous scrutiny - oh heck, now im developing a complex about my bum. why oh why do we do this - someone explain it to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![&:]

DarkSteven -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/15/2009 5:11:20 PM)
I volunteer to keep an eye on the boobs and tushes of the collarme women. It's a dirty job, at least if I do it.

feydeplume -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/15/2009 5:48:51 PM)
Do you mean "why do we objectify our own bodies?" or "why do we suddenly fixate on one body part that gets attention from someone else?" or "why do we get really odd thoughts like does this Dom make my butt look fat?" Yes wanna answer the real question...

InTonguesslave -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 1:56:54 AM)
fey, this is the real question - a stupid question ill grant you and we've had alot of fun with it - so ok, why do we fixate about our bodies... easy: we compare ourselves with the airbrushed, graphically perfected uber models and actresses who botox and facelift their way into middle and old age and we get drawn into that whole load of nonsense on some level or another. my bum is getting bigger, no biggie - a stupid stupid question that we've had a giggle with. id like to think its cos of Sir but its likely to be that ive been working on my ass in the gym a bit more lately and ive only just noticed it doesnt fit in my jeans so well anymore. i dont mind especially - it was just an excuse to be stupid [:)]

came4U -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 2:06:13 AM)
Question is...does seeing your sweet, fine ass make HIS cock bigger? That would be all I'd care about. [:D]

AhuvahXimena -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 2:25:35 AM)
I will never look at my butt in the same way again. Does this Dom (ok in my case Master) make it look big? Heck A wheelbarrow for my breasts...that will never happen I have cup size A.

feydeplume -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 5:48:57 AM)
I want to thank you for the "stupid" question. It was about the only laugh my M had yesterday. I just wanted to make sure that the "stupid" question wasn't a way of covering up a real question or concern or something. (do these nipple clips make my hips look fat?)

InTonguesslave -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 12:25:33 PM)
youre very welcome [:)]

oceanwynds -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/16/2009 2:22:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: InTonguesslave i am having difficulty getting into my jeans, i really need to wiggle my bum in and kinda jump into them holding onto the waistband and then push my legs in deep a few times till my bum settles where it can and once im in, i dunno but they seem to be creeping up my crack a bit! - maybe im just getting fat! owl, honest, go to the gym babe - it works, those leg presses really cook!! I work out in the pool and have dancer legs, but still no butt. I think it is part of my heritage-Jewish.

exile509 -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 1:30:50 AM)
durring low tide the peir looks larger than it is, but it never changes it's size. being with him, his owner ship of you, makes you feel sexy, so you've started to see your self as sexy.

maatsubJ -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 2:08:24 AM)
I'm going to digress from the group, and say my butt got bigger (and I wasn't alone in noticing). I gained no weight, and can't find another explanation. I don't know if it's the Daddy thing or what, but if it is I think we've found a whole new way to market BDSM [sm=LMAO.gif]

DesFIP -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 8:49:39 AM)
All I can think of is the cartoon of the horse asking this about his saddle. http://www.horsegroomingsupplies.com/horse-forums/what-are-your-favorite-horse-phrases-31193-3.html

lovingpet -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 1:21:42 PM)
Ummmm....ummmmmm........ Unconscious body positioning maybe? Critters present sexually to desirable mates. Perhaps that's it. I swear I've shrunk (heightwise) during my new relationships, but alas the measurements in the docs office says otherwise (I'm about 3/4 inch taller [8D]). Given how small I can feel in the midst of a scene I could almost imagine actually shrinking. Isn't the mind fun? I don't have any funny quips in me today, but those others were good! I laughed myself silly and scared the ferret! lovingpet

lovingpet -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 2:22:57 PM)
Oh hubby helped me come up with a quip! [:D] Does this gag make me look fat? errrrr...ummmm I mean "ruowwf ffesss gaaawwwummm mmmaggguack eeeee oufh facccck" Oh and DarkSteven is more than welcomed to keep an eye on certain assets..... giggles lovingpet

InTonguesslave -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/17/2009 3:40:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maatsubJ I'm going to digress from the group, and say my butt got bigger (and I wasn't alone in noticing). I gained no weight, and can't find another explanation. I don't know if it's the Daddy thing or what, but if it is I think we've found a whole new way to market BDSM [sm=LMAO.gif] yay!!!! [sm=banana.gif] -

Katchoo -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/18/2009 11:11:49 AM)
Sex can make your butt bigger too...

InTonguesslave -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/19/2009 2:13:56 AM)
can it?????????????????? - [:D] ROFL - OMG - really, i hadnt heard that. is this scientifically proven or are you just yanking our chains/cuffs/collars and ropes.

corysub -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/19/2009 4:11:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Katchoo Sex can make your butt bigger too... Mommy told me something similiar..."if you keep playing with that your gonna go blind"...

feydeplume -> RE: stupid stupid stupid stuped question (2/19/2009 8:14:47 AM)
I heard that one as "if you shake it more than three times you are playing with it" It took me YEARS to find out that it was about menbits not my butt. Sometimes I am not the sharpest spoon...

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