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HillBilly family - 2/15/2009 9:45:07 PM

MrE163

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A West Virginia hillbilly went to his poppa one night to tell him some good news....

Boy: Poppa! ima gonna git hitched!
Poppa:Thats my boy! what she like?
Boy: aww she the purdiest little thing you eva seen!
Poppa: that good..can she cook?
Boy: yessa...she can cook almost good as maw..she can clean a shack slick as a whistle!
Poppa: well son..guess ya needs to bring her aroun so's we's can meets her!
Boy: I will poppa...but I has to tell you...shes a virgin....

at this the boys poppa jumped up, slung his whiskey out the door,stomped on the floor and yelled...

Naw Sir!...You aint marryin the scanky bitch!...If she aint goodnuf fo her own family...SHE AINT GOODNUF FO THIS ONE!!!!!!

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RE: HillBilly family - 2/16/2009 10:12:43 AM

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Hmmmm. i thought it was funny. i live in WV ...but i'm not from here.

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RE: HillBilly family - 2/16/2009 10:50:36 AM

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HAHA! That's great!

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RE: HillBilly family - 2/16/2009 8:38:25 PM

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I have family in WV, and I love them. That being said, this sounds a lot like their neighbors.

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