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Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 10:06:43 AM

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IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

Not all blondes are dumb,

But all men...are men.

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 10:39:28 AM

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Love it, love it and love it.

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 11:48:44 AM

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<growls and groans>

you didn't say what cup size she had.....

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 11:53:21 AM

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*SNORT*

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 6:55:03 PM

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well being an astute and observant male.....

ummmmm.....why does a casino have dealers at a dice table?

did anybody notice what color her eyes were??

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/16/2009 7:47:43 PM

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To be honest, I only READ to the part where she was naked.... So... I don't know. lol

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/17/2009 12:04:30 AM

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In the version I heard the blonde rolled the dice with another part of her anatomy.

The moral: do your Kegel exercises.

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/17/2009 1:31:26 PM

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Don't suppose you know where this casino is do ya? I've never been to one before, but this one could be worthy of a visit.

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/26/2009 10:36:07 AM

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might be worth a try, then again I do not feel like telling my dad I why I need bail

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RE: Irish Blonde - 2/27/2009 6:41:53 PM

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That was great. And I work in a casino too. I'll have to keep my eye out for Red Heads now. LOL

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RE: Irish Blonde - 3/3/2009 9:29:11 AM

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Yes, yes, most men are stupid, boorish creatures. ...but girls continue to date them. Who's stupid now?

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