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persephonee -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 6:19:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack
But she ain't so kinky so I'm not going back
I come here 'cos there's things worth knowing
And my Collarme profile keeps me going
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Just bend over, but watch out for gas
Everybody's got a hungry ass

I met her in a Kansas bar
She collared me after attacking my rear end
She took a tube and oooh Phwoar!!
Here I am down in Kansas again
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Just bend over, but watch out for gas
Everybody's got a hungry ass

Everybody needs some kinky sex
Some are sub and some are dom
Don't make no difference what nobody says
We all like it sometimes up the bum
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Everybody's got a hungry ass
Just bend over, but watch out for gas
Everybody's got a hungry ass


original by Bruce Springsteen


*snort*....love you so, Stella.




chezzy71 -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 6:38:37 AM)

Just had a colonoscopy last week so my feelings on this are truly mixed.




persephonee -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 6:58:47 AM)

Oh, thats a "hole" nother issue altogether....when i was in school doing my clinicals, i had to watch this poor sap get one...and that hose is no joke!...He was very nervous and it was before he got dosed with the ever popular Versed....and i leaned in and whispered to him...im new here, but if i talk to the doc i might be able to get you some morphine...would you like that?....He grabbed my hand and begged me with his teary eyes...."yeah, thatd be great!" he whispered....

For some reason, i wasnt "allowed" to watch any more procedures that day....*scratches head*




beargonewild -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 7:01:45 AM)

Now that you've flushed that out of your system perse, was it cleansing? Which leads into another question I should ask ya...if you don't mind  muhahahahahaha




persephonee -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 7:08:09 AM)

im still not tossing anyones salad, love....hard phukkn limit....just sayin.

(for the record, youre the only one who's even gotten close to a yes on that one!)




CatdeMedici -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 7:17:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

Oh, thats a "hole" nother issue altogether....when i was in school doing my clinicals, i had to watch this poor sap get one...and that hose is no joke!...He was very nervous and it was before he got dosed with the ever popular Versed....and i leaned in and whispered to him...im new here, but if i talk to the doc i might be able to get you some morphine...would you like that?....He grabbed my hand and begged me with his teary eyes...."yeah, thatd be great!" he whispered....

For some reason, i wasnt "allowed" to watch any more procedures that day....*scratches head*


When I worked as a surgical tech, I used to assist with them--were ok except when it wasn't clean and the stuff started running back down the tube---[:'(]
 
I learned then how important a clean alimentary canal is to "life".




persephonee -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 7:46:06 AM)

*nods vehemently*




Sandor6 -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 10:34:28 AM)

The main thing that I have found with giving enemas is the degree of trust that is given to the Dom. This is unqualified trust that can not be abused. After all it is this trust in us that partially makes us who we are. Giving a series of enemas strengthens this trust..... In my humble opinion.




Amaros -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 10:43:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Fast Reply -
 
As pinkwind mentioned, enemas go in and out of style in cycles.  Sometimes they are proclaimed the fountain of youth and the best way to rid your body of toxins along with a juice fast, etc.  If you want a really funny look at whacky medical practices rent the DVD of The Road to Wellville, a story set at the health resort run by the Mr. Kellogg, the inventor of corn flakes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111001/

Absolutely, and Kellogg was actually a disciple of Graham, inventor of the Graham cracker, and founder of a wholistic health movement, the Grahamites that advocated whole grains and colon health via enemas - he also advocated sexual abstinence, based on the Aristotilian theory of humors, which was not an uncommon pre-scientific belief, you still run into it here and there, Seventh Day Adventists for example. So, there is some question as to what extent enemas were a substitute for sex, at least in my mind.

And perhaps for that reason, the colon cleansing thing has legs too, I've seen television infomercials on the subject recently. Though I have no idea how much scientific efficacy it actually has, but certainly, in terms of general sexuality, E. coli bacteria is nothing you want to spread all over the place, and this is one way to reduce the possibility of cross contamination - I was playing with a woman for a while who had neuropathy, and she was very concerned about infections, as she was prone to them due to decreased circulation in her legs, and we just had to avoid going there altogether, due to the increased risk.

Wikipedia has fairly extensive articles on Graham and Kellogg.




Amaros -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (2/19/2009 10:48:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: Amaros

The French were very into it in the Eighteenth century - lavage, to wash. Of course they didn't have toilet paper in those days, so... They also invented the bidet, no?

Damned civilized of them - can you imagine the rest of the world furiously scratching their itchy sphincters? I'm surprised it didn't catch on.

Come to think of it, the entire human race must have been suppressing their urge to scratch their itchy assholes since the evolution of the bubble butt.


You said "itchy sphincter!"   [sm=rofl.gif]
Itchy, twitchy sphinc-ter - sounds like a song. If you got an itch, you gotta scratch, if you gotta scratch, you gotta twitch...

You can stop me anytime now...




ladynlord -> RE: Acceptance of Enemas (3/4/2009 5:43:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SailingBum

The enema companies are of course secertly "behind" this.



Man .... that was just W R O N G ! [:D]  lmao




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