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The One Upmanship Game - 2/19/2009 10:52:13 AM

SteelofUtah

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Simple Game which gets really silly.

Starts out with a little story and then the next person tells a story that has something in common with the previous story but makes a more outlandish claim.

Example.

Person 1
I Fought a Bear, and Punched it in the Dick!

Person 2
I Killed a Bear that was attacking me with a wild goat that I swung around by the feet and threw at the bear which hit him in the head and gave him a cuncussion.

Person 3
I was given a Cuncussion once as a Car fell off the Chrystler Building and hit me square in the forhead, I would have died but I wrapped my head in a T-shirt and Drove the Car to the Hospital, even got a ticket for speeding.

Person 4
I got a ticket for speeding once but the Cop let me go after seeing that I had just killed a Bear with a Wild Goat.

The Idea is to Go wild and be as silly and rediculas as possible.

Okay here is how we start

"I was shot six timed from a helicopter while fighting in Nam, Yeah I know I'm too young for the war, Who said I was in the war. This was last year and I still managed to pull out one of our Black Ops Troops before the started water boarding and putting bamboo chutes under his nails. The President was going to give me a Medal but I refused I just thought it was my duty as an American."

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RE: The One Upmanship Game - 2/19/2009 5:50:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
"I was shot six timed from a helicopter while fighting in Nam, Yeah I know I'm too young for the war, Who said I was in the war. This was last year and I still managed to pull out one of our Black Ops Troops before the started water boarding and putting bamboo chutes under his nails. The President was going to give me a Medal but I refused I just thought it was my duty as an American."

I was shot six times with paint balls at close range while undergoing waterboarding at a local dungeon. After my hands were untied for a bit of a break it was only then, when I rubbed my eyes, that I realized someone had put bamboo shoots under my nails. The amount of liquid that a human eye contains is quite amazing.

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RE: The One Upmanship Game - 2/19/2009 7:21:59 PM

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Once, I freaking sneezed, and I always heard that it's impossable to sneeze with your eyes open... So I held my eyes open while I sneezed. Well, my right eye like popped out of my head and rolled across the floor. It got to the wall, and my cat saw it, and picked it up, and carried it out the window that I left open. I had to run after this stupid cat with one eye, and only one hand, because the other one was over the hole in my face. But luckily when the cat dropped it to chase a butterfly, I got it back, and walked the whole way (like 4 miles) to the hospital where I got it put back in. And now, you can't even tell it was missing!

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RE: The One Upmanship Game - 2/19/2009 7:40:44 PM

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this one time at band camp I stuck a flute in fannies pussy

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RE: The One Upmanship Game - 2/19/2009 7:41:55 PM

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So I was hanging out with God, and he was trying to figure out hands and I said "Yo G-Dizzle, I don't think we need hooves of Claws or Paws, you gots enough of them out and abaout, but I think you kinda just gave up when you were making snakes so how about you make people different and give them Opposable Thumbs cause I got this idea with the middle finger I wanna Try out." So you alls can thank S man for your Thumbs ..... True Story.

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