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PeonForHer -> Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 11:24:14 AM)
We all know about the nasty and cringe-inducing kinky ones. But I've just read of one woman who, apparently, has had a cmail from a potential saying, "I think you look like a giraffe" Why? Why would anyone say that? [:D] How much more deranged can these lines get?

MMagic -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 11:26:00 AM)
And I get form letters from sub MEN who aren't really reading my profile and asking me if I can spank them..um hello! I'm a sub!

SteelofUtah -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 11:42:42 AM)
I think one of my favorites was. I am a worthless piece of shit. I will not expect you to write me back because I am worthless but this worthless piece of shit would like to be forced to lick your Taint. I didn't wirte back. Steel

hardbodysub -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 11:53:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer We all know about the nasty and cringe-inducing kinky ones. But I've just read of one woman who, apparently, has had a cmail from a potential saying, "I think you look like a giraffe" Why? Why would anyone say that? [:D] How much more deranged can these lines get? Long legs and great big bedroom eyes? And I understand that Audrey Hepburn's long slender neck was considered very sexy in Japan.

PeonForHer -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 12:02:28 PM)
My best ever was: "Man, 55, beard". Sob, the beauty, the poetry and the romance of those words. Wordsworth reincarnated. Such a tragedy that I'm a hetero.

PeonForHer -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 12:04:48 PM)
I am a worthless piece of shit. I will not expect you to write me back because I am worthless but this worthless piece of shit would like to be forced to lick your Taint. I hope he didn't mix up his message to you with a job application to an employer . . . .

mithrell -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 1:52:05 PM)
I keep getting mail from a Dom asking me if I can take blood pressures and have a cuff. I have never responded to him.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 2:52:22 PM)
I think he is trying to say that if you guys did anything you would kill him. But still Creepy. I am reminded of a guy I knew who used to always say. "My Dick just died and his last wish was to be buried in your ass, would you help me with his final wish?" Sure it was funny once but when you heard it for the millionth time of the 5th in the same hour you tend to just get annoyed by it. Steel

PeonForHer -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 3:15:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hardbodysub quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer We all know about the nasty and cringe-inducing kinky ones. But I've just read of one woman who, apparently, has had a cmail from a potential saying, "I think you look like a giraffe" Why? Why would anyone say that? [:D] How much more deranged can these lines get? Long legs and great big bedroom eyes? And I understand that Audrey Hepburn's long slender neck was considered very sexy in Japan. Thinking about it, she could have received that 'giraffe' comment from someone in some non-Western country. In the West there are a handful of very select animals that it's OK to compare to a woman: gazelles, swans and members of the cat family spring to mind. Maybe a giraffe works the same way in some countries and cultures. However, while that may be an interesting hypothesis, I feel that the likelihood remains that this woman's correspondent was a head-banger.

GoodFeathers -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 4:01:55 PM)
My favorite was, "Saw your pic. U R HOTT. So am I. We should hook up." And this was BEFORE I had a pic posted. I ventured to ask what he thought my best feature was. He said it was my eyes, that they were "pretty". No, freakin way!! I DO have pretty eyes! How'd he know? Is he psychic?! I told him he had a nice smile (never looked at the profile or the pic therein) and he replied all upset that he didn't have a pic posted and told me off for being a [word commonly used to describe a female dog].

Vendaval -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 4:39:22 PM)
Then there is the local dude who is into forced lactation. Or the guy who's profile referenced Hannibal Lector and listed "veganism" as a hard limit. No joke. Or the guy who told me he was a pilot and wanted me to go up in an airplane alone with him to join the mile high club. Which means no one would be piloting the airplane.

FourQ -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 5:13:20 PM)
I'm getting images of Otto, the inflatable pilot in Airplane.

hejira92 -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 7:11:15 PM)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines ......

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 7:14:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer How much more deranged can these lines get? I had someone to tell me they had just had a heavy dinner and I would make a tasty dessert.

Vendaval -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/19/2009 7:38:08 PM)
Yeah, that scenario would only be good if sky diving was involved.

Gwynssoftandshy -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/20/2009 6:25:11 AM)
My lady was a bit surprised when i lovingly compared her to a Muppet once. Of course, Jim Henson was my hero from the time i was old enough to sit upright and watch the Muppet Show.

jen182 -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/20/2009 7:36:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mithrell I keep getting mail from a Dom asking me if I can take blood pressures and have a cuff. I have never responded to him. good,....hes a toll, i replyed just to see what he would say...after a few brief messages he told me i was a fake becuse i didnt want to be with him....\hello it says right in my profile i am not seeking

Saratov -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/20/2009 8:32:53 AM)
What? Wait! What? You mean we're supposed to read the profiles before sending messeges?!? [sm=banghead.gif]

GoodFeathers -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/20/2009 6:18:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov What? Wait! What? You mean we're supposed to read the profiles before sending messeges?!? [sm=banghead.gif] Dude! Some people do! It's fricken crazy...they like...they check to see if a person might be interest before they message. WTF?! [sm=cute.gif] <---I just wanted to use this gif because it's freaking cute!!

Vendaval -> RE: Most Bizarre chat-up line (2/20/2009 6:26:51 PM)
The Muppets are great! I did a bit of puppetry a long time ago. [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynssoftandshy My lady was a bit surprised when i lovingly compared her to a Muppet once. Of course, Jim Henson was my hero from the time i was old enough to sit upright and watch the Muppet Show.

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