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CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 12:45:17 AM   
Ravel


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Status: offline 		Crazy crazy, I was crazy once
they put me in a small room with four padded walls and a black dot in the middle,
I counted the dot
one
one
I liked it there,
I died there,
they buried me in the ground where the flowers grew,
their roots came up and tickled my nose drove me crazy.
Crazy crazy, I was crazy once
they put me in a small room with four padded walls and a black dot in the middle,
I counted the dot
one
one
I liked it there,
I died there,
they buried me in the ground where the flowers grew,
their roots came up and tickled my nose drove me crazy.
Crazy crazy, I was crazy once
they put me in a small room with four padded walls and a black dot in the middle,
I counted the dot
one
one
I liked it there,
I died there,
they buried me in the ground where the flowers grew,
their roots came up and tickled my nose drove me crazy.


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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 8:12:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Crazy? 
           I was crazy once. 
                         They put me in a little white room.
   I died there. 
               The worms came and ate me.
Worms?
             I hate worms!
                            They drive me crazy!
Crazy? 
           I was crazy once. 
                         They put me in a little white room.
   I died there. 
               The worms came and ate me.
Worms?
             I hate worms!
                            They drive me crazy!
Crazy? 
           I was crazy once. 
                         They put me in a little white room.
   I died there. 
               The worms came and ate me.
Worms?
             I hate worms!
                            They drive me crazy!

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 11:44:55 AM   
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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 12:01:33 PM   
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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 3:23:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was crazy once when I worked for the Susquehanna hat company! 
Is this a Susquehanna hat?!? 
That's the kind of hat I was wearing when I was killed and ...
(punches hole through hat)

I was crazy once when I worked for the Susquehanna hat company! 
Is this a Susquehanna hat?!? 
That's the kind of hat I was wearing when I was killed and ...
(punches hole through hat)

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 4:53:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		One night dark and dreary,
Brigands big and brigands small,
Sat around the campfire,
"Captain, tell us a story!" the men said,
The Captain began,
"One night dark and dreary,
Brigands big and brigands small,
Sat around the campfire...




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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 8:05:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		It was a dark and stormy night.
The crew said "Captain, tell us a tale."
"Tell you a tale?  I'll spin you a yarn. 
It was a dark and stormy night."


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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/20/2009 9:57:44 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		There was this song
I liked the way it made me feel
it talked about wonderful things
and then the music would stop and the voices would start
I would try to make them stop
I'd beat myself about the ears until the ringing started and then the voiced would stop
the ringing always went away and the voices would start again
so I would try to tune them out with the radio
There was this song
I liked the way it made me feel
it talked about wonderful things
and then the music would stop and the voices would start
I would try to make them stop
I'd beat myself about the ears until the ringing started and then the voiced would stop
the ringing always went away and the voices would start again
so I would try to tune them out with the radio

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/22/2009 8:22:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		 My meds were working, I was feeling pretty good then I started reading this thread...      



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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/26/2009 12:11:30 PM   
FourQ


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Status: offline 		I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves........


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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/26/2009 3:53:54 PM   
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This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,                                   This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/26/2009 4:21:27 PM   
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oh...wait......


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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/26/2009 7:29:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
The way he described it, he said I'd be better dead than live
I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along that he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not
Oh no

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
He said I'd need treatment, but I'm not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts- no more ifs or ands or buts

They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew I was a genius...
What's so strange when you know
That you're a wizard at three
I knew that this was meant to be

Now I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic
Didn't know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three
But I was swinging

They all laugh at angry young men
They all laugh at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry
If they just couldn't understand
The idiomatic logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain
It was insane
Oh they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride
On all those double decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor, I think that it's you instead
Because I have got a thing that's unique and new
To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you
'Cause instead of one head
I got two
And you know two heads are better than one.

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/26/2009 8:21:59 PM   
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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/27/2009 10:28:02 AM   
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I hear my wagon!  My wagon!
Calling from the naughty factory!
Ding!  Ding!  Ding!



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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/27/2009 10:55:39 AM   
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They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/27/2009 11:13:52 AM   
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Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 2/27/2009 11:30:17 AM   
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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 3/16/2009 2:43:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		the worms crawl in
the worms  crawl out
the worms play pinoccle on your spout
they eat your eyes
they eat your nose
they eat the gunk between your toes

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RE: CRAZY!!!! - 3/17/2009 12:39:04 AM   
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They're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...


and on the flipside of the 45 with this song on it?

is the same song.  in reverse.  including the label, done in mirror-image.

we had it.  my brother played it.  at 6:30 in the am. 

the lineup was both sides of this record, ray steven's "the streak" and the dead skunk song.

i finally went in while he was out playing and stole the needle.  and flushed it.

kitten, smirking.  (we were 9 and 7.)

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