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World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/13/2004 7:41:42 PM

SentForu

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I just got this, and couldn't stop laughing...lol.

Ever wanted to have a rich sexy hot...boyfriend...6'4, 220lbs, toned who you could totally have fun and a good relationship with...white...but you could make him let you see other men (esp black men if you like) while he stays faithful? Do you like attention and men competing for you? Are you the kind of sexy, kinky sometimes bitchy princess would love to be spoiled like this?

Maybe I should have put this in the humor section???

Ya'll take care,

Myra

P.S. Didn't put his handle here, but he's actually from collarme.

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/13/2004 7:58:23 PM

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So are ya gonna take him up on this? if not, can I have him?

lol

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/13/2004 8:16:07 PM

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Does he come in a resealable can?

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/13/2004 8:16:58 PM

SentForu

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LOL, pixie
Well, he's in Cali. Yet, for some reason I think he might be exaggerating a bit. But, heck...just put all that with brains....you'd have the perfect man....

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 1:27:54 AM

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But, heck...just put all that with brains....you'd have the perfect man....

Beware of what you ask for...... One of the creepiest people to ever email me here started off by telling me that his IQ is 165, and that we were of course well met, because all the Chinese girls fell for him in graduate school, etc, etc.

He then claimed to know Old English and proceeded to misquote poetry and mistake Chaucer for Beowulf.

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 1:39:38 AM

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Maybe not in the humor section. If he really believes the fertilizer he is spreading we could have a new section. Mmmmm how about labeling it fantasyland? Or how green is your garden? BS provided. Sundew

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 1:59:21 AM

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Myra,
i got that one too. he must be sending that out as like a form letter. lawd.

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 2:40:59 AM

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quote:

I just got this, and couldn't stop laughing...lol.

Your a sub right?

"espicially black men" -- Whooop, whooop, Top from the bottom alert, whooop, whooop. Raise sheilds, evasive action.

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 10:00:11 AM

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I got that one too!

I'm also an owned slave ;)

I replied with something like

"I'm sorry, but I am totally not what you're looking for. I am monogamous, and race plays a very small part in my potential relationships..blahblahblah"

I KNEW it was a form letter!

Incedentally, did anyone read his profile? He's a "male dominant" with a profile that is very descriptive of the "personal slut" he wants....

~sigh~

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RE: World's Worst Pick Up Line... - 8/14/2004 2:17:44 PM

SentForu

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Yes, I read it. It's kinda wierd that he is willing to let someone "make" him let you see other men...LOL. Guys like that just kill me. It's a contradiction. I guess he's just trying to through that out to every woman (sub or Domme) that he can find, see which bites first.

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