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sunshinemiss -> The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:33:21 AM)
We are watching the Magnificent Seven - the one with Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen and Charles Bronson. All Manly Men.... Who would YOU cast nowadays for a remake? My personal 7 are: Antonio Banderas Ed Harris Nicolas Cage Will Smith Olivier Martinez Russell Crowe Javier Bardem (yeah, I know... but did you see The Dancer Upstairs?) What about you all?

Aylee -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:38:12 AM)
If you like Antonio Banderas, you HAVE to rent and watch, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (Spanish: Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios). Yes, it is subtitled, but you also get to see him nekkid!

sunshinemiss -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:42:02 AM)
He's swoony!

sirsholly -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:57:54 AM)
can you find a place for Chuck Norris in there? if not...send him to me [:)]

hlen5 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:19:52 AM)
My picks - Angus MacFayden (Robert the Bruce, Braveheart) Oded Fehr Brendan Fraser Antonio Banderas Xavier Bardem Christian Bale (As long as he keeps his temper) John Kleese (sp?) Just for fun!!

sunshinemiss -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:23:23 AM)
I agree with Angus MacFayden and Oded Fehr.. .yum.... I love a man with an accent. I'm a slut that way. hmmmm, Maybe that's why I love Yul Brynner... that and how he fills out his jeans... sigh.

thornhappy -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 10:07:21 AM)
Argh! I missed it!

windchymes -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 10:29:31 AM)
I'd have to have.. Tom Hanks Billy Bob Thornton Russell Crowe Bill Paxton Mark Harmon James Spader Steve Buschemi, for comic relief It wouldn't be a hormone-fest, but it would sure be entertaining!

Aynne88 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 10:36:11 AM)
Clive Owen Al Pacino Robert Deniro Javier Bardem George Clooney Armand Assante Gordon Ramsey *cuz somebody has to cook and scream [;)] I agree with Sunshine, Javier was even hot to me as the evil guy in "No Country for Old Men."

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 7:28:36 PM)
All the older Almodovar movies with Antonio RULE. "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down" is my fave! I am at a loss for Magnificent Seven... Clive Owen Christian Bale Russell Crowe Javier Bardem Ian McShane James Spader Antonio Banderas. [:D]

MsPoetress -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:25:51 PM)
Is it me or does Daniel Craig remind you of Steve McQueen. Yummy!

PanthersMom -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 8:54:27 PM)
sean connery adrian paul tom hanks paul newman--back about 40 yrs ago ed harris mark harmon will smith i'm not much on pretty boys, i like men who look like men, not someone who could pass in a dress, lol. the "to wong fu" types leave me cold, men like brad pitt turn my stomach! PM

hlen5 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:00:52 PM)
I hadn't heard of Adrian Paul.I checked him out and I agree! Yummy!!

Aynne88 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:03:09 PM)
Clive and Javier? Nice taste Lady H. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus All the older Almodovar movies with Antonio RULE. "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down" is my fave! I am at a loss for Magnificent Seven... Clive Owen Christian Bale Russell Crowe Javier Bardem Ian McShane James Spader Antonio Banderas. [:D]

MsPoetress -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:14:58 PM)
The Highlander, Adrian Paul? Very Yummy!

PanthersMom -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:32:02 PM)
yes, that adrian paul. too bad he's not the subby type. can't picture him on a st andrew's cross. not that i wouldn't like to mind you! **THUD** PM

Emperor1956 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:42:31 PM)
Sigh. Girls. You are tampering with the greatest movie ever made, and sadly, you all fail. Mark Harmon? MARK FUCKING HARMON? Which of the Magnificent Seven does he play? Dopey or Sneezy? And Bill Paxton? The man can't act his way out of a paper bag. Please. Stop breaking my heart. I could wax rhapsodic about this movie. I could lecture each of you on the foolishness of inserting your petty little vaginal quivers into the greatest casting ever done. Who does Antonio Banderas play, pray tell? The crazy young boy? MAYBE 30 years ago...maybe. Daniel Craig? Oh come on...that misshapen lumpy wanna be? take away his clever dialog and he's NOTHING. Thank god not one of you said "ooooh. George Clooney!" Make me cry. "What line of work are you fellows in?" "We deal in lead, sir." Yah, tell me Christian Bale can deliver THAT line? The Magnificent Seven ARE: Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, James Coburn, Brad Dexter and Horst Buchholz. Stop tampering with the fabric of the universe. NOW. E.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 9:57:54 PM)
HEY! We are DREAMING here, bub! And in my dream, all them cowboys is NEKKID. (having a hard time picturing Bill Paxton, too)

PanthersMom -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 10:01:34 PM)
pffft! it's our drool thread, let us be. go recast the sound of music with your favorite pinup or some such nonsense! we're having fun and not hurting anybody. yet. PM

Emperor1956 -> RE: The Magnificent Seven (2/21/2009 10:08:02 PM)
FR: LadyHibiscus, Panther'sMom, and all. Dream on. But don't tamper with perfection. I really shouldn't do this, because I KNOW this will have serious side effects and most of you will be unable to go to work Monday, but I'm doing this only to prove my point. Find your purported "Magnificient Seven" replacement, and compare. I think we're done here. grin E.

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