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SteelofUtah -> ~Bus Stop Banter~ (2/23/2009 12:18:39 AM)
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It just so happens that one day a Sadist, A Bondage Enthusiast, A Murderer, A Necrophiliac, A Pyromaniac, and a Masochist are all sitting waiting for a Bus None of them knowing the desires of the others when a cat happens to cross their path.
The Sadist Speaks up “I wouldn’t mind spanking that cat”
A moment Later the Bondage Enthusiast speaks up, “And after you spank it I could tie it up.”
A moment after that the murderer speaks up and says “Yeah and after you spank it, and you tie it up, We could kill it.”
A moment after that the Necrophiliac says “After you Spank it, you tie it up, and you kill it I could Fuck it!”
To which the Pyromaniac responds “ Yeah we should find that cat and Spank it, and Tie it up, And Kill it, and Fuck it , and then Set it on Fire!”
Then Silence.
One by one they all look to the last person not to speak. The Masochist Swallows Hard and says “Meow?”
**Heard this awhile ago retyped it from memory I hope I got it right I thought it was Hilarious the first time I heard it hopefully it isn’t too raunchy for anyone**
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