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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were
in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she
touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was
definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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